Alright, the long awaited explanation of my name....
When I was in high school, I had a thing for the colour black. I would never wear it, didn't like having binders that were black, HATED food that was burned.
Friends used to call me Johnny Black. It kinda stuck with me until the end of highschool.
Prom night our senor year, there was a large afterparty. Everyone, myself included, got smashed out of their minds and there was ALOT of people there. I was making the rounds with a buddy of mine and he kept introducing me as Johnny Black. As the night went on, his words slurred and Johnny Black became Jeff Black.
Thus the origin of my name.