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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by SpoiledPrincess, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. SpoiledPrincess

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    Why do men insist on having usernames with 'Big', 'Hung', 'Horse', '11', '12' etc in when they have no credible pics to back up their claim, surely they know it's going to be viewed with our tongue firmly in our cheek and they're going to be subject to comments questioning them.
     
  2. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    SP, how would my fraud-artist name ring to your ear, antennaed so acutely to the displacements of would-be-Brobdingnagian self-deceit?
     
  3. nakedwally

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    what can i say other than that men will be men and exagerate about their cock size
     
  4. viking1

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    Maybe I should change mine to average, small, mouse, etc. I got one pic to prove it, and I can always post more.:tongue:
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes. I went out of my way not to pick out a name like that. If thats what they want it ok with me................
     
  6. crescendo69

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    I do not have 69".
     
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    LOL, I dunno, I think my username is pretty darn accurate and my pics proove it , dontcha think? :cool: .

    The anonymity of the net allows people to live out their fantasies, that's probably why there are so many fakes. I don't see the point since I'm pretty secure with who I am. However, I don't post a face pic because DC_Deep's posts have gotten me paranoid about Big Brother :wink: .
     
  8. B_Think_Kink

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    They think it will get them pussy.
     
  9. earllogjam

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    Some guys just aren't very poetic Spoiled Princess.

    Me, I like logs, lots and lots of logs.
     
  10. Boobalaa

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    :wink: kinda like..Why is your username "spoiled princess"?..hunh..Mine is from a nicname my lil bro gave me around 40 yrs ago..(my name is Bob)..It's from the Addams Family..Mortisha used to call Gomez "Boobalaa" sometimes..after which Gomez would always do his.."..oh Tish, you know what it does to me when you speak french.." schtick..:biggrin1:
     
  11. whatireallywant

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    I just came up with mine when I decided to join this site. It really doesn't have any meaning, except "what i really want is a big guy" :tongue: Somebody on chat said it reminded him of the Spice Girls :biggrin1:

    I have another "username" that I sometimes use for stuff and I thought about using that one here too but decided not to. It is eth_stew, short for "Ethnic Stew". It's a reference to one of the items in the book More Anguished English by Richard Lederer. (a book about mistakes in English with hilarious results). This one has a high school English teacher talking to his students about "America is not so much a melting pot as it is an ethnic stew...in a stew, the potatoes retain their potatoness, the carrots retain their carrotness - and the peas retain their peaness" :biggrin1: I'll bet nothing else got done during that class.
     
  12. ManlyBanisters

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    Well - it's a LARGE penis site - what do we expect really. I picked ManlyBanisters to suit the site. A friend of mine came up with that as a kind of alternative porno James Bond type name. I was registering here and ManlyBanisters popped into my head. (as they often do :biggrin1: )

    What pops into a guy's head when registering here? big, hung, whopper, etc. Anyway - I think a good percent of the guys with those username chose them with tongue firmly in cheek - Big Dreamer and big dirigible spring to mind (but of course I'm sure they are both hung like elephants anyway :wink: )
     
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    That reminds me of a few years ago in my math class. Kids used to stand out in the back by the flagpole when they needed to smoke. When she came in the class the teacher said "Why are you late, you're not one of those polesmokers are you?" I laughed my ass off over that.:biggrin1:

     
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    :biggrin1: Well, SpoiledPrincess, I don't know. But, I'm just plain old Whooper-lee
    which is not only my username, but real nickname that I'm called if that says anything.
    I didn't give any thought to the assoication to my name to my pic before hand.:wink: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
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    double post oops
     
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    I initially opted for:

    seismicproportionedsuperthicksuperlongelephanthungthirtyinchpenis :)eek: )


    For some unknown reason I couldn't register it as my username so I'm pretty certain that when registering, the liars are filtered out. :biggrin1:


    Thank heavens there wasn't a function like "insert penis in slot" otherwise
    the computer may have laughed at me :biggrin1:
     
  17. Industrialsize

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    or some "Dick".....if they play for the other' team!
     
  18. SpoiledPrincess

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    Boobalooba, I chose SpoiledPrincess because I am a bit spoiled so I thought it fair to use it hoping it will give guys a hint that I like all my own way. I best like the usernames that reflect peoples personality or ones that have some relevance.
     
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    Yes, that's actually exactly why I have NineInchCock in my handle. Well, not the questions part. Those bore me. The tongue-in-cheek part is what I was shooting for.
     
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    "Dongalong" still makes me smile when I log on, it was the most ridiculous sounding, unsexy name I could think of at that time, nothing like what I'm really like! :wink:
     
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