Uses for a big penis

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  1. ClaireTalon

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    It's a great thing for fucking, sucking and so on, or just to look at, I know. But when you're not in the mood for one of these, which as I know will hardly happen, what else can be done with a big penis?

    How about using it as a towel holder?
     
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    Obviously, it makes a great coathanger if you're juggling several pieces of clothing while getting dressed and don't have a spare hand. :rolleyes:
     
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    It makes a terrific kick-stand while reading in bed.
     
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    I've been known to hang a bath towel on mine when I get out of the shower with a hard-on.
     
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    I have used it to give directions.
     
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    I used mine to pinch hit in the 9th ining of the world series and knocked her out of the park:smile:
     
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    you can work out at home... weight lifting...

    I like that thought a LOT :tongue:
     
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    washcloth holder as well.
     
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    Very handy for making bagels...
     
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    I use mine to flip burgers... sometimes you just can't find a spatula:rolleyes:
     
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    Sometimes I'm to lazy to go out to the garage and get my hammer when I have to hang pictures.
     
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    I tend to use it to beat up minorites. I have now been employed as a mercinary in the war against the Axis Of Evil.
     
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    So THAT'S what a WMD is...

    Weapons-grade Massive Dong!

    :biggrin1:
     
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    I find it a very convenient Donut Holder! :biggrin1:
     
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    javelin .... that's all i'm sayin'
     
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    When your fuel indicator fails, you can use it as a dip-stick to measure the amount of gas.

    Or you can wrap a rag around it and use it to clean the exhaust insides.
     
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    I had a clogged drain the other day and couldn't find the Drano, so I had to improvise with my own 'snake' to clear the clog.
     
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    Enough with the smarmy joke replies. How about something serious? Like, you can urinate around corners. That can be a lifesaver.
     
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    If you are learning to drive stick ... it is a good tool to get the gears down .. as long as you are careful.... :)
     
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    Umm, do novel sound effects count as a "use"?
     
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