Using Public Toilets (needs advice)

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Hey all -

I cant stand when I tell guys about this on LPSG and they say that "it is awesome", first off.

Basically, in the summer my penis hangs low and my nuts are big low-hangers. Sure, its nice to look at and know that I have them, but during the day I cant use public toilets.

My stuff hangs down and slips into the toilet bowl, which is damn disgusting... so gross. If I try to sit forward so that doesn't happen, my stuff its the outside of the bowl, which is just as nasty.

I try very hard to wait until I get home to use the toilet. If I have to go really bad, I will hold my stuff with my left hand while I am sitting down. The problem is, for me its hard not to get hard because Im touching it, which makes it tough to go the bathroom.

Does anyone have a good solution for this?? =/
 

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I'm 7 inches soft in the summer. My college has these toilets that are really shallow where my stuff hangs. Even when I don't touch the bowl, it is nasty just to think of how close I came to it. Plus, I don't "dunk", it is more of a problem for hitting the shallow ceramic.

Also, I am talking about when I have to poop, not just piss.
 

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I've wondered at the design of American Johns compared to British and European (specifically German ones). I'm not a low hanger and I've wondered if I'm going to get an unintentional douche in the US! The British johns keep you higher, but you have a smaller water area to aim for. The German johns have a peculiar design which I understood is for the German fascination with bowel health (the Brit preoccupation is blood pressure). They are designed for you to clearly inspect the health of your stools before consigning them to the Baltic Sea! But I do like the spiralling American johns- they seem so fascinating. I assumed you had a lower position because it's well known the bigger dicks are in Europe!
 

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The problem with the jock strap is that most of us also pee when we poop. Or at least I do. Then you would have to take the jock off. Odd that the water is that high, although I have used toilets that were like that.

You've gotta be young if you get hard from just touching yourself to pee or poo.
 

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I just saw your pics. If that is you and you are 7" soft, then you are going to have this problem your whole life. And can a Jock contain that monster?

Another option, and I'm serious, is to squat on the toilet seat with your butt hovering above the bowl. I have done it a few times and for one, it keeps your junk far above the water line, and secondly, it is actually easier to eliminate that way. We are designed for squatting elimination. Just be careful and don't fall in. And then learn to wipe while standing. I do and I'm very clean back there. There are actually YouTube vids about how to squat properly.

Really, just try it and see. ;)
 

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Or just hover and dump. Although that is harder on your quads. You may need to wait until you can't hold it in anymore and then go, so you aren't hovering very long. Then clean up while standing, like I mentioned before.

I must admit, I would be pleasantly surprised if I walked into a restroom and saw you hovering like that. You have an impressive looking cock.
 

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Yeah the toilets in my house don't allow for much 'clearance'
There have been times after I jerk off and go to pee and my dick is still fairly engorged and larger than 'normal' and my dick will hang in the water if I sit back, if I try to move forward, my dick lays against the bottom of the bowl. I usually just suck it up and wash my dick after I'm done at the toilet. Obviously this wouldn't work with a true public bathroom, but if you find a private, public bathroom with a lock on the door, like you can find in some restaurants, you could wash it there.
It sucks. I know. It seems like America caters to small penis' as I have a hard problem finding pants, that are not baggy and also have enough room to fit my dick. Maybe I'll buy a European toilet and pants that actually have decent space for a male's genitalia.

Hmm I think I see a trend. Europe has much smaller cars, while their toilets give you adequate dick room. America has HUGE oversized cars and SUV's often with no passengers and our toilets offer very little dick space... hmm... :rolleyes:
 
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Yeah the toilets in my house don't allow for much 'clearance'
There have been times after I jerk off and go to pee and my dick is still fairly engorged and larger than 'normal' and my dick will hang in the water if I sit back, if I try to move forward, my dick lays against the bottom of the bowl. I usually just suck it up and wash my dick after I'm done at the toilet. Obviously this wouldn't work with a true public bathroom, but if you find a private, public bathroom with a lock on the door, like you can find in some restaurants, you could wash it there.
It sucks. I know. It seems like America caters to small penis' as I have a hard problem finding pants, that are not baggy and also have enough room to fit my dick. Maybe I'll buy a European toilet and pants that actually have decent space for a male's genitalia.

Hmm I think I see a trend. Europe has much smaller cars, while their toilets give you adequate dick room. America has HUGE oversized cars and SUV's often with no passengers and our toilets offer very little dick space... hmm... :rolleyes:

what an awful problem to have!