Using Words To Wound

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It's true.

I want to be a cross between Mickey Lee and Auntie Mame when I grow up. :biggrin1:


ML + Mame + Ms. Petite own innate levels of awesome... that could be too much awesomeness :bigeyes2:


I had to drive for six hours just to find a Marie Laveau's Voodoo Veggie Emporium, and when I got the llama action figure that came with the Happy Meal, the eyes didn't even light up. Of course, I didn't bother to check it until I was home. And my Undead Tofu Medley was too salty.:frown1:

did ya offer a sacrifice to the llama?
is like batteries for the otherworldly.
 
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yeah. ya fold the box into a small alter. place the mouse hearts on the area marked Mouse Hearts Go Here. then ya sprinkle the hearts with salt before lighting the alter on fire.

dudes never read directions. :tongue1:
*admittedly the directions were written in grisgris, is causing heaps of customer satisfaction issues*
 

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Hilarious. Can I play??

Yes? Thank you!!!

Hands, see, if you'd have asked me, I would have told you! You need to open the meal there, thus avoiding being cursed by the mighty llama goddess of all faked orgasms. ;) Just a hint, since, well, you are a dude, Hands, and aren't up on all the fake orgasm rules and regulations -such as, heart beating wild because you have just been exercising *cough, cough* having sex, I meant to say! Then, you really have to moan, like loud and maybe bite a little, dig your nails in and don't forget the fake shudder or two. Kegels will help with the inner muscle spasms....

See? So dangerous, maybe on second thought, you'd better not even eat there at all! ;)
 

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I'm glad I learned there was much better use of my time than to attempt making someone else's life more miserable than my own on a message board.

Who would have thought that instead of spewing negative borsch to incite a response from a person I didn't know, I could be doing things like...bettering myself and my own life so I wasn't so miserable in the first place.

*drops microphone*

*cue sound loop feedback*
 

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ya know what is worse than being a terrible person?

being a hypocrite :smile:

*samples feed back, layers in sick beats, double bass track, a wailing guitar riff and Celtic chanting*
:cool:
 

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It boils down to the OP being the worst fuck in recorded history and every woman he's ever been with has faked so he'll get the fuck off her.

Problem solved.

That will be $250 thanks.

*Should take up sexual counseling as a new career*
 

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I'm glad I learned there was much better use of my time than to attempt making someone else's life more miserable than my own on a message board.

Who would have thought that instead of spewing negative borsch to incite a response from a person I didn't know, I could be doing things like...bettering myself and my own life so I wasn't so miserable in the first place.

*drops microphone*

*cue sound loop feedback*

Let it be, bro...this is probably the best entertainment they've had in a while. We know the reason behind these lame attempts to derail this thread. Something about the internet brings out the worst in people. Most of them could use a good session on the couch with a shrink. There's a certain type of person that needs to degrade others to feel better about themselves, and I am glad that I am not such a person.

At the end of the day, you and I are OK with who we are and that's all that matters. Let these little children play. For the record, the lady and I had a talk today and all is well. I am safe and secure in a loving relationship.

I want all of you to know that I love you and I hope that life treats you well in the days to come. All is well in my life. I had a great weekend and am looking forward to enjoying what tomorrow brings.
 

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I'm sure I'm going to regret asking but... Saline weapons? What are you saying that makes her cry? How can you so easily brush off her pain then get all up in arms over her not being careful about what she said just once?

Sometimes at the beginning of a relationship women aren't totally honest about their satisfaction in bed, but eventually they feel that they have to say something. I've been there. It happens. Maybe she wasn't totally upfront since the beginning, but perhaps she didn't want to bring up bedroom issues too early. I'd believe that the comment she made about that one position being good for her is something you ought to pay attention to. It sounds like she was trying to tell you what works for her in bed. Perhaps you ought to listen to her instead of being outraged and defensive about how fantastic you a lover you are. :rolleyes:

ML + Mame + Ms. Petite own innate levels of awesome... that could be too much awesomeness :bigeyes2:

That gave me weird "The Fly" mental images of all three of us mashed together. :eek:

I have a weird imagination sometimes.

I could only hope to achieve such awesomeness. :redface:

OMG I fricken LOVE Auntie Mame!

Isn't she the best?
 

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I'm sure I'm going to regret asking but... Saline weapons? What are you saying that makes her cry? How can you so easily brush off her pain then get all up in arms over her not being careful about what she said just once?

Sometimes at the beginning of a relationship women aren't totally honest about their satisfaction in bed, but eventually they feel that they have to say something. I've been there. It happens. Maybe she wasn't totally upfront since the beginning, but perhaps she didn't want to bring up bedroom issues too early. I'd believe that the comment she made about that one position being good for her is something you ought to pay attention to. It sounds like she was trying to tell you what works for her in bed. Perhaps you ought to listen to her instead of being outraged and defensive about how fantastic you a lover you are. :rolleyes:



That gave me weird "The Fly" mental images of all three of us mashed together. :eek:

I have a weird imagination sometimes.

I could only hope to achieve such awesomeness. :redface:



Isn't she the best?

Let it go. She and I are fine. We talked today and worked it all out. She affirmed her devotion to keeping me happy and being open and honest about her feelings and concerns. Her level of maturity and concern for me was apparent in every word. I am deeper on love with her than ever.

It was a great day for us and we've never been happier.
 

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ya know what is worse than being a terrible person?

being a hypocrite :smile:
You know it's only ignorance if you don't know your doing it. From that point on it's intentional.

*cue crowd roar*

I know I'm merely entertaining myself.
*samples feed back, layers in sick beats, double bass track, a wailing guitar riff and Celtic chanting*
:cool:
Ke$ha is that you? :O
 

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Let it go. She and I are fine. We talked today and worked it all out. She affirmed her devotion to keeping me happy and being open and honest about her feelings and concerns. Her level of maturity and concern for me was apparent in every word. I am deeper on love with her than ever.

It was a great day for us and we've never been happier.

And with that, this fictional tale can come to a psuedo-happy end.

Yay!
 

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You know it's only ignorance if you don't know your doing it. From that point on it's intentional.

*cue crowd roar*

I know I'm merely entertaining myself.

i feel kinda honored to witness ya first steps of self awareness.
*is hushed. doesn't wanna spook ya*


Ke$ha is that you? :O

okay, the Ke$ha thing was just uncalled for.
and quite hurtful.

M.I.A. all the way
:tongue1:
 

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i feel kinda honored to witness ya first steps of self awareness.
*is hushed. doesn't wanna spook ya*
Oh...I've been VERY aware of myself for sometime now, thank you very kindly. :tongue:
okay, the Ke$ha thing was just uncalled for.
and quite hurtful.

M.I.A. all the way
:tongue1:
Lol...I hear she retired.