Vacuum cleaners

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  1. lambcom

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    I think we've all heard or read stories about people masturbating into a vacuum cleaner hose and ending up getting stuck, going to the hospital to have it (the hose) cut off, etc. etc.

    Has anyone here actually used a vacuum cleaner hose to get off? How did it work and was it worth it?

    Enquiring minds want to know!
     
  2. flame boy

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    See this thread. Personally, I've heard far too many horror stories to ever wish to try such a thing!
     
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    My older brother had his cock stuck in the hose when he was seventeen. I had told my mom about it when I was five at the time. Mom never let him have the canister vac again.
     
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    I am crazy, not stupid.
     
  5. Yknarfy

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    Yes, often! You need to be uncut! If you can find a tube fat enough to get your cock into and it's a bit loose so that the inrush of air down the sides vibrates your foreskin it's a great way to be pulled off!

    Franky
     
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    I admit that I tried when I was younger, but I could never get more than the head of my cock in the hose.
     
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    There are far better (and safer) things to stick your cock in.
     
  8. jockmaestro

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    Actually, as about a 12 yr old I discovered what the tube on a vac looked like and I simply put my hard cock in it. The vibrations were stunning; I was in a trance for a long time. Could never cum down the tube, but I experimented many times. I tried this later, but by that time my cock had grown to be too big.
    I was thinking I might try this with an upright Hoover... ooooh, how them bristles would feel... yeow!
     
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