Vagina Jealousy

[SpoiledPrincess]

We hear a lot about penis envy, but really what's to envy, the penis can manage a paltry few orgasms, it's prone to embarrassing occasions of getting hard in a high breeze, of failing to perform. And you can even break it during normal sex.

God said to Adam and Eve, 'Ok so who wants to piss standing up'. Greedy Adam shouts 'me, me, me', so God turns to Eve and says 'Looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasm babe.'

Do men ever envy us our vaginas, their adaptability, their reliability, their pink creases and crevices, their strength and infinite variety?

 

[DrDorian]

Umm, of course they do! All of the things you mentioned above, they're true and they suck. But we do have our own pluses like no periods or pregnancies so i guess everything is balanced. But if I had the opportunity to have a vagina for a day, I would take it and stay locked up in my room all day!

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I hear men say that all the time, and it has made me wonder in the past do some envy us our vaginas, but because penis envy is so much more widely publicised they don't mention it because they think they'd be ridiculed or errr something ;-)

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh, SP. Sometimes you're such a girl. :biggrin1:

 

[hiram]

Admire and appreciate, yes.
Envy, nope.

 

[jtmony08]

Men have an orgasm 99% of the time. Women on the other hand orgasm significantly less if at all. This is one of the may reasons I've never wished I had a vagina. Why would a guy ever want to have a monthly cycle, take birth control daily, worry about getting pregnant, going through birth, menopause, and/or the hormonal changes women tend to go through? PE is embarrassing, so are erections, but that's a sign that it's working. I'm so glad God created Eve, and even happier he didn't pick me to represent her.

 

[KTF40]

The only thing I'm jealous about is how there is more pressure on a guy being an adequate size then there is on a girl being an adequate size. I mean if girls can reject guys for not being big enough, it should be more acceptable for guys to reject girls for being too loose. But those kind of things you don't find out about until you're practically already inside.

 

[NoFear]

Have one for a day and jam everything under the sun into it ... lol sure.. envy it nope.

.. and while women can have multiples, I am sure on average guys have more Os per month than women :>

 

[hsarge]

This relates to an eternal question 'When is sex over for a women?. Nature tells men when its over. They just can't perform anymore. I guess, if there is enough lubricant, women can go as long as they want. What tells a women she's done? Exhaustion? Boredom?

 

[helgaleena]

Exhaustion usually. In my case. One of my lovers is always coming in on my hot spots on purpose too. The other we actually get to communicate in more than grunts and screams, heehee, before I'm used up.

 

[blutrane]

Do men ever envy us our vaginas, their adaptability, their reliability, their pink creases and crevices, their strength and infinite variety?

GOD yes. From the very first time I gave a girl an orgasm, one thought stuck with me: "Dear lord. They're in a completely different league." The level of complexity, the different areas of stimulation...I doubt most guys could fathom that kind of pleasure.

 

[D_Ambrosius Cottonballs]

Ha ha ha! Try being gay or Bi for a while! You WOULD be surprise man! You have no idea what WE experience! Remember... We are not just in a "completely different language" We are bilingual!

Believe me! We can fathom wayyyyy more than you might think!

GOD yes. From the very first time I gave a girl an orgasm, one thought stuck with me: "Dear lord. They're in a completely different league." The level of complexity, the different areas of stimulation...I doubt most guys could fathom that kind of pleasure.

 

[dr_pepper]

Even with the things a woman has to deal with (periods, pregnancy, ect), if I could be whatever I wanted, I would be a bi woman, who leaned toward women. Envy? Yes...

 

[RawDog]

Admire and appreciate, yes.
Envy, nope.

This I agree with. I guess the only thing I would envy is it's ability to function "at will". If she's willing, her vagina's willing. If my cock could do that I'd be the happiest man in the world.

Of course the next challenge would be to find a woman that's willing 24/7.

 

[wseattle]

We hear a lot about penis envy, but really what's to envy, the penis can manage a paltry few orgasms, it's prone to embarrassing occasions of getting hard in a high breeze, of failing to perform. And you can even break it during normal sex.

God said to Adam and Eve, 'Ok so who wants to piss standing up'. Greedy Adam shouts 'me, me, me', so God turns to Eve and says 'Looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasm babe.'

Do men ever envy us our vaginas, their adaptability, their reliability, their pink creases and crevices, their strength and infinite variety?

why does it kill women that why are happy with what we have?? i never am sad with the orgasms i have.. so the answer is a big fat no..

 

[Strontium]

I know a few swinging hetero couples where the guy ends up wanting me to fuck him. Straight men must see the joy their girlfriends and wives experience by being fucked, and want to experience it themselves. So yes, I'd say there is an element of vagina jealousy in this.

However...

I have often asked ex gfs to explain the pleasure of having a dick inside them, but I have never really understood their answers. Not on an empathic level, anyway. I don't think putting a cock up my bum will give me that answer, either!

Nonetheless, I'm still keen to hear a woman explain the pleasure. Oblige me sometime, SpoiledPrincess?

 

[B_talltpaguy]

The only thing I get envious of is women like my last g/f... Sexually speaking, she is in another league. She's the only woman I've even been with who could not only last longer than me, but I couldn't wear her out, no matter what. There was a day where I fucked her 7x in one day (most ever for me), made her cum literally like 30x, and she wasn't worn out.

The only time I ever 'wore her out' was a different day where we literally just fucked off an on all day, while also alternately fucking her with a Jeff Stryker dildo (which is 8+"X7+" insertable). My guess is over the course of the day, she had cock in her for about 4hours, and came like 100x. I've never seen someone who can just cum and cum and cum like her. Not in porn, not anywhere.

 

[invisibleman]

We hear a lot about penis envy, but really what's to envy?
the penis can manage a paltry few orgasms

it's prone to embarrassing occasions of getting hard in a high breeze, of failing to perform.

And you can even break it during normal sex.

Do men ever envy our vaginas, their adaptability, their reliability, their pink creases and crevices, their strength and infinite variety?

I am happy being a man. I don't envy a woman's state of Virginia.

Women have it hard. They are high maintenance. Buying tampons. Maxi pads. Mini pads. Douches. Having periods. Fucking thousands of hair products and makeup. You'd think they were working for Cirque Du Soleil.
Gynecologists. Breast cancer. Ovarian cancer. Bloating. PMS-ing PMS.
YEAST INFECTIONS. The ability to get pregnant.

I don't think that even women have Virginia envy all the time. Women are probably jealous of men because of their peni. Men don't require much.

 

[eurotop40]

No envy at all.

 

[steveinberks]

Envy - yes, a little. I love a slow, teasing playful approach to sex, with lots of edging and almost-but-not-quite-yet, in part because it's just a whole lot more fun that way (for me anyway) and partly because when I finally go over the edge, well, to say it's intense wouldn't really do it justice.

But that's nothing to what I've seen in women when they cum. The depths and intensity of the pleasure they're evidently going through is something I would love to experience. Although I'm very happy with second best - delivering it and enjoying the response.