We hear a lot about penis envy, but really what's to envy, the penis can manage a paltry few orgasms, it's prone to embarrassing occasions of getting hard in a high breeze, of failing to perform. And you can even break it during normal sex. God said to Adam and Eve, 'Ok so who wants to piss standing up'. Greedy Adam shouts 'me, me, me', so God turns to Eve and says 'Looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasm babe.' Do men ever envy us our vaginas, their adaptability, their reliability, their pink creases and crevices, their strength and infinite variety?