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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Smaccoms, Oct 16, 2011.
Who would like to feed me their vagina? Please and thank you! *giggle giggle*
I just felt like being the one and only reply to this thread. That is all.
Dude, you're never gonna get any like that. You have to call it a vajayjay if you want anyone to take you seriously.
I love the shortened word. Vag. Like "Honey, why do you have Sand in your Vag this morning? (This could get you slapped so watch out)
Sounds like he is at a restaurant.
Waiter- Have you decided what you are having Sir?
Smaccoms- Vagina Please!
Waiter- Oh they are especially fresh and tasty today Sir, good choice. :biggrin1:
No vagina for you!
*The Vag Nazi*
:lmao: I will have to do this someday and see how the waiter would react!
:rocketwhore: I REFUSE YOUR INSOLENCE!!
I WILL HAVE MY VAJAYJAY!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You sweet talker. They're lining up now.
I'm interested in finding anyone for whom just asking nicely on an Internet forum has worked for.
Come on. Being a "nice guy" always works better than personality, humor and an "I don't give a shit about being right - I'm here for the party" attitude. Just go to any club and see.
I temporarily lost my vagina urge when I sifted through your album foobear!
I have heard being a dick gets you laid with the ladies. The only problem is...I'm not all that much of a dick (despite the fact I like 'em so much). I'll go ahead and work my own way of getting a nice good juicy vagina around my hungry dick! :tongue:
Hah, true for some but certainly not all women. My girlfriend, however, goes out of her mind horny when I ignore her. The more I act like I'm not interested in her, the more likely she is to just grab my dick and force it inside her.
Maybe you should start a second thread: I don't care if I can have sex with you or not. See how that one does.