Vagina please!!

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  1. Smaccoms

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    Who would like to feed me their vagina? Please and thank you! *giggle giggle*
     
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    I just felt like being the one and only reply to this thread. That is all.
     
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    Dude, you're never gonna get any like that. You have to call it a vajayjay if you want anyone to take you seriously.
     
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    I love the shortened word. Vag. Like "Honey, why do you have Sand in your Vag this morning? (This could get you slapped so watch out)

    Sounds like he is at a restaurant.

    Waiter- Have you decided what you are having Sir?

    Smaccoms- Vagina Please!

    Waiter- Oh they are especially fresh and tasty today Sir, good choice. :biggrin1:
     
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    No vagina for you!

    *The Vag Nazi*
     
  6. Smaccoms

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    :lmao: I will have to do this someday and see how the waiter would react!

    :rocketwhore: I REFUSE YOUR INSOLENCE!!
    I WILL HAVE MY VAJAYJAY!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
     
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    You sweet talker. They're lining up now.
     
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    :eek: :cool:

    :la:
     
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    I'm interested in finding anyone for whom just asking nicely on an Internet forum has worked for.
     
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    Come on. Being a "nice guy" always works better than personality, humor and an "I don't give a shit about being right - I'm here for the party" attitude. Just go to any club and see.

    Oh, wait.....
     
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    I temporarily lost my vagina urge when I sifted through your album foobear! :rolleyes:

    I have heard being a dick gets you laid with the ladies. The only problem is...I'm not all that much of a dick (despite the fact I like 'em so much). I'll go ahead and work my own way of getting a nice good juicy vagina around my hungry dick! :tongue:
     
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    Hah, true for some but certainly not all women. My girlfriend, however, goes out of her mind horny when I ignore her. The more I act like I'm not interested in her, the more likely she is to just grab my dick and force it inside her.

    Maybe you should start a second thread: I don't care if I can have sex with you or not. See how that one does.
     
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