So I came back from a party about 3 hours ago.... and yes, I'm still very drunk. Whilst at the party, I managed to get a lap dance by 2 girls, one of which, gave me one twice. The other, however, was a whorish looking girl that we all knew got AROUNDDDDD. Anyways, the first girl... we'll just call her the "Blond Bleeder," feels it necessary to NOT inform me as shes ass naked and griding my very hard dick that shes on her period. I look down half way through the lap dance and bam... a puddle of fucking blood on my soccer shorts. I didn't call her out on this.... I know how traumatizing a public callout can be... ESPECIALLY over something as sensitive as this. Poor girl gets up right after I see it (I made no hint that I was aware of it) and says "I have to talk to someone...." Talk to someone? Like... the store that supplied your tampons? Refund, please. How embarrasing. Just thought I'd share this little adventure with you all. Because of this, my friends left early which meant I was without a way home unless I rode with them (I knew I was getting drunk, so I left my car at the apartment.) So guess who got NOTHING last night. No sex, no blowjob, no handjob, not even a decent squeeze.