Vaginal Blood On My Shorts! Gah...

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  1. Hotrocker

    Hotrocker Well-Known Member

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    So I came back from a party about 3 hours ago.... and yes, I'm still very drunk. Whilst at the party, I managed to get a lap dance by 2 girls, one of which, gave me one twice. The other, however, was a whorish looking girl that we all knew got AROUNDDDDD. Anyways, the first girl... we'll just call her the "Blond Bleeder," feels it necessary to NOT inform me as shes ass naked and griding my very hard dick that shes on her period. I look down half way through the lap dance and bam... a puddle of fucking blood on my soccer shorts. I didn't call her out on this.... I know how traumatizing a public callout can be... ESPECIALLY over something as sensitive as this. Poor girl gets up right after I see it (I made no hint that I was aware of it) and says "I have to talk to someone...."

    Talk to someone? Like... the store that supplied your tampons? Refund, please.

    How embarrasing. Just thought I'd share this little adventure with you all.

    Because of this, my friends left early which meant I was without a way home unless I rode with them (I knew I was getting drunk, so I left my car at the apartment.) So guess who got NOTHING last night. No sex, no blowjob, no handjob, not even a decent squeeze.

    :(

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    lol i dont know if i should be laughing or going "ewwww" :p
     
  3. frizzle

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    ....that's so wrong..

    yet so funny..
     
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    :lmao:

    Oh, that sucks. And I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

    Look at it this way -- you'll have a story to tell your grandchildren. Okay, maybe not your grandchildren. But somebody. :tongue:

    Being me, I can't resist trying to offer helpful hints. :rolleyes:

    So, in the future, if you ever get blood on your clothing for any reason (a small amount as you show in the pic), see if there is any hydrogen peroxide in the house. Put some on a cloth and it will probably rub the blood right out, especially if it is fresh. I learned this while training in a medical laboratory -- if we accidentally got blood on a patient's clothes in the process of drawing his or her blood (it happens), peroxide was usually the answer, unless they were wearing dry-clean-only. A bit of first-aid peroxide is not strong enough to damage most everyday clothing (even bright colours).

    Anyway, if this type of freak accident ever occurs again, find peroxide, and you'll be able to continue your evening. :wink::tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    Soak it in cold water with a handful of salt. You can even apply peroxide to it after the blood has dried. Throw it in with the usual wash.. and then air dry it. If there is anymore blood left the heat will make it show up more.
     
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    Sounds like a scene from Superbad...
     
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    How is this funny?

    I think it is hot. Does her blood smell like vagina?
     
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    Double Eewwwww!:eek::eek5::shocked1:

    eewwww is the appropriate response. :eek5::shocked1::eek:


     
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    I was horny and ddriving through Cincinnati early one Sunday morning,,
    I was ahead of schedule,,, so decided to drive the old through the town route south.
    I passed this gal who gave me an inviting eye,,, and drove on a bit and then turned around. And asked if she wanted a ride.
    She wanted money for cigaretts and would do anything to get some
    We drove to a big lot with a tall apt building in one corner,,, and parked way away, next to some trees.
    She showed me her goodies and pulled off her pants and panties
    I lowered my drawers and had a big hard on
    Put a rubber on,,, and she got on top of me
    It was really feeling great and I was pleased with everything,,, her breasts were in my face... She was giving me great pleasure.
    We had been going at it for a while and I reached down to put my thumb on her clit,,, and help her cumm
    Then I discovered she had started to have her period
    my hand had blood on it.
    Sad for me,,, she got off me. And I handed her some paper towels to clean herself,,, and I cleaned myself... not too bada mess
    but I did not get to finish what I started and wanted
    I ended up pulling the bloody rubber off and throwing it and the paper towels on the ground,,, she did the same thing on her side.
    I drove on down to a little grocery and gave her $10 for her cigaretts
    And drove on,,, frustrated ,,, by balls aching.
     
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    I think that both would be appropriate responses, honestly. Some people, like me, add comedy to alleviate any awkward situations. :tongue:

    It was a little awkward in person... definitely worse for her. I felt a little sorry for her.

    Thank you very much for the input, Holly, makes me feel a bit better about the whole thing (not that I was in any way scarred or disturbed by it). To be honest, it was just one of those funny things you can laugh about with your friends later on in life... no matter how cold it is to laugh about it. I actually wasn't concerned at all about there being flow on my shorts right where my dick is... I was more concerned about the poor girl's pride. I absolutely hate feeling embarrassed at any point in time... so to see someone else in such a way is unfortunate. Thank you for the cleaning tips, I'm sure I won't have any problems cleaning it out now. :biggrin1:

    More cleaning tips? I never figured you to be the housewife type, Think_Kink. :tongue: and of course, I'm only joking. Thank you for the input, cutie.

    I haven't seen it yet, but from what I've heard, its an effing riot. I definitely have it on my "Movies to See" list.

    Are you high? Thats crazier than room of schizos...

    but then again, EVERYONE has a fetish... so I respect your opinion. For instance, that first line was mine. :smile:


     
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    Are you high? Oh, wait, you are drunk.

    You do look too clean cut of a guy to enjoy some period blood.
     
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    heh, clean cut? Well then my trickery works, because I'm pretty effing hardcore... just not when it comes to period blood, haha.
     
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    So says the self-proclaimed gentleman. Ha ha ha

    Oh, and if you have to say that you are "effing hardcore," then you are not really "effing hardcore."
     
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    Do me a small favor. Read post number 8. njqt commented on the fact that I didn't call the girl out about bleeding on me, and thus, NJ said "the was very gentlemanly of you..." etc etc etc. So basically, its not self proclaimed. And a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, so the saying goes. He can be as hardcore as he wants to in bed...
     
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    Like my story, it was very unfortunate... but still a little funny. I hope you have better luck that I did next time, my friend. :tongue: I wish I could've gotten something, as you did. I suffered from the same aching balls afterwards. haha :tongue::mad:
     
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    Too bad lol.. I'd of fixed that for you. ;)
     
  18. Principessa

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    Great minds think alike T_K, I was just about to say the same thing. :smile:
     
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    Well then I'm just goddamn unlucky. :mad: Would've been mind blowing, too... :wink:

    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: Threesome, maybe? Ah, you couldn't handle this anyway... :tongue:
     
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    Me thinks NJQT could handle you...not sure it was wise to call her out like that. (hah) Come on over here NJ, you can handle me anytime baby!!!!
     
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