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Pssst. *whispers* MickeyLee. Your Venus Flytrap is open. :cool:
*sigh* happens whenever Venus is hungry. problem being, Venus is insatiable.



ohhhh... women talking zombies.
*fapfapfapfap*

Teeth was pretty damn funnny. more laughs and gore than spook and jump.
the end was hilarious.
the whole film has a "there is a reason to grow teeth" vibe.
 
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Interesting question!
I read about this topic in high school, in Paglia's Sexual Personae and Female Perversions or Female Rage, plus a few other sources, each presented a different take on the myth - some empowering and others not so much.

For me, I think it falls into the area of fear of female power - in whatever form - which has yet to be tapped, but exists hidden or dormant. That is, until one day when it/she figuratively castrates a male power figure. :shrug:

I'll interpret that as female fantasy. :wink:

Definitely check out Teeth (Paglia is credited), that movie sparked my fear/interest in toothed vaginas. Don't expect something insightful or with any genuine social commentary as that review suggests however, its really nothing more than castration porn as female empowerment - but people's reactions are certainly interesting...
 

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Reminds me of a joke...

Crusader lord type dude heads off for the crusades leaving a small band of loyal men protecting his lovely wife. Loyal or not he decides to install a chastity device (a sort of guillotine, a mechanical PillowPants if you will :smile:) in his wife's vagina.

He sets out but, after only 2 nights, realises he's forgot his best heathen killing spear and turns back. On his return he inspects his men - all of them bar one have bloodied crotches. He goes up to the one man who can stand straight and says, 'Brave and loyal retainer, what is your name?' - but the guy can't answer on account of his missing tongue.

High-larious, no?
 

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I'll interpret that as female fantasy. :wink:
Then I find your interpretation a bit limp. :wink:

Definitely check out Teeth (Paglia is credited), that movie sparked my fear/interest in toothed vaginas. Don't expect something insightful or with any genuine social commentary as that review suggests however, its really nothing more than castration porn as female empowerment - but people's reactions are certainly interesting...
I am definitely checking it out. As I mentioned, it has always been a topic of interest.
 

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Then I find your interpretation a bit limp. :wink:

I am definitely checking it out. As I mentioned, it has always been a topic of interest.

My interpretation actually penetrated the subtext of your post like a mighty phallus, lets not pretend otherwise :nana:

On second thoughts, you'd be as well watching the key highlights on youtube...most of it is mindnumbingly dull.
 

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My interpretation actually penetrated the subtext of your post like a mighty phallus, lets not pretend otherwise :nana:

Sorry, but you've come up a bit short in this area.
Kudos for the sense of humor, though. I look forward to challenging your masculinity in the future.... Noobie. :biggrin1:
 

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nope.

yoga :biggrin:

i've had a lot of success with half moon pose and full extended hand to big toe.
sometimes the plow pose to really get the back teeth :tongue1: