Valentine wanted

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    OK its nearly valentines day (again) and I would appear to be without a valenine (again), maybe you would like to be my valentine if so could you tell me why you would make a good valentine for me. If not maybe you know of somebody who would be a good valentine for me. Thank you for assistance in this urgent matter.
     
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    :rolleyes: :kiss::kiss: Awwwwwwwwww.
     
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    Sorry to hear that. I know how you feel. I have no valentine either. I never have had. I also know that I wouldn't make a good valentine for you. Probably not for anyone else either...
     
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    I'd be your Valentine honey! (As long as you promise not to wear cycling shorts again) I think your cute and hunky!!!
     
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    Awwwwww shucks dude :You_Rock_Emoticon:
     
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    Thanks!

    You not like cycling shorts?!
     
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    If thats what those black short things are in your gallery then no they look all rumpled or summat! Don't matter, if you were my valentine you would not have time to wear clothes anyway!!!!!
     
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    :eek::eek::eek:.....:biggrin1:
     
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    Is that your house? Looks nice!

    Sorry seem to keep straying into your gallery for some reason! Cant think why! x
     
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    OP, you have no gender listed. What's with that?
     
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    Maybe its not sure!
     
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    Haven't gotten round to doing it, I used to have pictures in my gallery I forgot that you wouldnt be able to tell what gender I am when I took them off, if you look at my little picture REALLY closely :rolleyes: the writing at the top says "the perfect male" at the bottom it says "horny but sensitive":biggrin1:
     
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    Can't help you there, bro, unless you want to disclose your gender and preferences.
    Apart from that, google a custom Valentine's Day Card site.
     
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    Silly, he doesn't mean he wants a valentine CARD but someone nice to be his sweetheart on valentines day, and I'm sure everyone wants one of those - I know I do! xox you are so cute! And where are your piccys?
     
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    Lost some of the uh, up close and "private" shots, but I've got a face pic somewhere.
     
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    I've been brave and put some in my gallery - not brave enoguh to put my face tho!!! And take some more of your best friend so I can have a nice image to look at when I'm down!!!:tongue::smile::eek::wink: lol xx
     
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    You haven't gotten around to doing it? :rolleyes: That is just plain lazy. Go to your control panel, click "edit profile", and scroll down to gender.:tongue: Now that I know you're male, here is your valentine gift. :biggrin1:

    Boob Candy, Booby Candy, Breast Candy, Peppermint Nipples, Gummy Boobs
     
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