Variability of length measurement

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  1. Calboner

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    I took a series of photos to show how much the measurement of penis length can vary according to the method of measurement employed. I will post them here in a series (there are five altogether, so if you happen to find this thread while I am in the process of posting, please wait till I have gotten all five up).

    First, this is what I get by measuring along the side and pressing the ruler in. "Wow! My dick is nine inches long!"
     
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    This is what I get by measuring along the side without pressing. "Eight inches! That's still pretty damned big!"
     
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    I get the same figure if I measure along the top while standing up, and again press the ruler in: "Hey! Still eight inches!"
     
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    If I measure while sitting down, I still get seven and a half inches without pressing. "Seven and a half, that's still pretty good!"
     
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    Now comes the brutal one: standing up, not leaning back, not pressing the ruler in. Result? Seven and a quarter inches. "I've shrunk!!"
     
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    You have too much free time! hahahaha!
     
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    You look harder on the first pics.
     
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    I think you just want people to see your dick. It's fucking beautiful, ok.
     
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    That could be. Taking those pictures has a rather anti-erectile effect.
    :eek: I am shocked!
     
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    Cal, my good man, I don't care what size your cock is, it looks yummy to me.
     
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    good thread!
    although oddly enough I think I lose length in a seated position. I swear my junk is attached down and back a bit sometimes; that or I've got a case of fupr, much like fupa (fat upper pussy area) except its fat upper penis region lol
     
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    GREAT topic cal. You are the top poster here IMO.

    It is so true. My measurements work EXACTLY like yours. If I squat with legs spread or sit, then even a semi hard cock for me goes over 7 and a half, and we see so many users on here use that position, with pressing in, to claim their 8.5-9 inches!

    I also get slightly less if I measure whilst on my back, and in the seated position with my dick pointing up I lost LOTS of length on the ruler.

    Anyway great topic, great pics.
     
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    It is a good post. Still, I wonder how many guys can in good faith be measuring their cocks as you did in pic #1? I mean, come on!...pushing the ruler in your flesh?? Ive often wondered why my 7" cock is so much larger than most guys who claim they've got 8 or even 9"? Now I guess I know.
     
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    i can suck my cock into my body when it is hard.
    at that point i am 6.75 inches.

    just standing i am 7.5 on top and eight from the side.
    sitting i am 7.5 on top 8 from the side.

    pushing in i reach 8 from the top and 8.25 from the side.

    i would say that i am 7 to 7.5 inches long on top depending how hard i am.
    above average at best.
     
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    uwsswimguy - Thats just 7 inches? Amazing! Just shows you.

    Psidom - 7 - 7.5 inches counts as properly big by all accounts. Above average sound sooo....not big. My girl has had some she classed as "big" but less length than me, therefore sub 7 inches. Its due to the large populace of 5 to 6 inch cocks out there.
     
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    Imo, 'big' is more defined by the overall package rather than just by a specific length. I actually don't think one has to be 7 inches to be classed as big, as long as there's excellent girth too. I'm realistically sub 7" long, but with the girth as well, it provides enough eye candy and pussy stretching capability to be called big, as several of my ex girlfriends have expressed without any prompting. :biggrin1:
     
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    So theses the kick. Im her biggest girth too.... So the other big cocks must have been like 6.5 x 5.5. One was on a skinny runt so understandable. The other on a 6 foot 4 guy. Hmmm
     
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    Don't you think pushing the ruler in from the top is valid? I mean when you're pile driving a girl... I don't think a half-inch of fat is gonna stop your dick from bottoming out... the cervix on the other hand :)
     
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    I agree with this. There's the purely visual side of a cock that we're basing our measurements on. What amount of length can be seen without pressing in. And there's also the useable side of the cock, what can be used which is not visible. This is not a well known fact, but Jabba the Hut actually had a 12 inch functional cock. Unfortunately, only 1 inch was visible and princess leia was not impressed.
     
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    Hahaha. Jabba the slut. I wonder about the psychology of a big visual. If you showed a girl 2 cocks, one 7 and one 10. Blindfold her. Then get the 7 incher to put 6 in and the 10 to put 6 in, i bet she would be thrashing around more on the 10 and claim it went deeper.
     
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