Vascularity

[Mr._dB]

Okay, I have to admit that I haven't seen that many penises, and none close-up other than my own. But in the gallery pics here, and in porn, a lot of guys, especially the larger dudes, have a lot of visible vascularity on their penises, networks of large, swollen veins.

My unit, whether flaccid or erect, is quite smooth, with little if any visible veins, even at the end of the foreskin.

So who among you are smooth like me, and who is veiny?

 

[Pecker]

I can verify that my voluminous phallus in its vestigal version has but three visible veins that veer vagariously along its sides and top.

When tumescent it's very horizontal rather than virilely vertical (as it was in its vigorous youth) and is visibly very vascular with a vast amount of vibrant, vaulted veins viewed in a network not unlike a veil, virtually over the entirity of the vaunted shaft.

Sorry if I'm being vainly verbose.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

I'm "vein".

 

[ukmale]

Yes im very vainy whene erect but smooth when soft

 

[prepstudinsc]

I have a couple of veins, but not anything very prominent. I would say I'm smooth rather than veiny.

I wore a cock ring once, and all sorts of veins bulged out that I didn't know I had lol--it was bizarre and I didn't like it...I was afraid that I was going to have all sorts of bruises on my dick.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I have two nice veins that really pulsate during arousal, and flaccidness. I suppose it's got to be consistent with being really lean. Of course, it also helps to show that proper blood flow is happening.

 

[Donk]

I'm pretty smooth, both flaccid and erect, compared to several I have seen in pics or locker rooms.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Yeah, whatever veins I can see on my dick seem pretty lackluster. I see three or four along the top, and sometimes they're more defined if I'm particularly hard or horny; other than that, hasn't received any more of my notice.

 

[Lex]

Depending upon how excited I am, I can have a few nice thick veins on my cock. I also have big veins on my arms (bi-cep to forearm) and legs (shin/calf area). The woman at the Red Cross always salivates when I go to give blood--Like "Oh, you good GOOD Veins, Hon!!!"

Didn't know there was a such thing as bad ones--as long as they work, right?

 

[Max]

I am in the veiny category: on a bad day sufficiently so as to be a pretty good match for the German autobahn map.

 

[Lex]

LMAO@Max--I think your cock is really your twin brother who unfortunately didn't get fully developed in 9 months time or something. Damn dude.

 

[Mr._dB]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@Oct 27 2004, 07:59 AM
I have two nice veins that really pulsate during arousal, and flaccidness. I suppose it's got to be consistent with being really lean. Of course, it also helps to show that proper blood flow is happening.

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I was wondering about whether or not overall leanness would affect that. I am not a lean man by any stretch of the imagination, but does bodyfat % affect the penile shaft?

 

[jchris]

I am veiny sometimes and smooth other times. Maybe blood pressure has something to do with it.

 

[jonb]

Smooth.

 

[13788]

the sac: When I am hard my 7 inches is full of veins. I have 3 very prominent one and then a bunch of small ones. My biggest vein is always visible.

 

[txquis]

Veiny.
Very, very.

It worried me so much when i was 15 or 16
that i asked the doc about it.
Imagine my embarrassement/relief when he
said, "those carry blood to the penis to make it erect".

Good thing i already knew all about erections.

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by Max@Oct 28 2004, 12:29 AM
I am in the veiny category: on a bad day sufficiently so as to be a pretty good match for the German autobahn map.

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"I must say, darling, it's uncanny" observed Madame Max "how your John Thomas is an exact replica of the ADAC autobahn map of the Dordogne, Bavaria, the Alps and the southern Rhine Valley! Back at the Total station, it saved us eight of those silly Euro thingies which the French try to pass off as money nowadays.”

"The old fella comes in jolly handy on a motoring holiday to Austria, doesn't he?" Max replied. “Especially now, because I think we need some erections…er, I mean, directions. Could you find out where we are, my dearest?”

Madame Max squinted, as she opened the trapdoor-fly in her husband’s custom-tailored driving-jockstrap, “Maxwell, would you be so kind as to think about something naughty for a moment? Otherwise I’ll have to fetch my reading glasses.”

Max found it hard to concentrate on the road with visions of his wife as the hübsches Mädschen she once was, when his manhood was so youthful and smooth it could barely navigate the two lovers from Rustington to Bognor Regis. How times had changed!

“That’s better!” exclaimed Madame Max as she eyed the half-stiffy her husband obligingly rustled up. “Let’s see…we left the arterie at Frottage, and crossed the border from France at Mons, didn’t we?”

“And then there was that quaint half-German, half-French town called Pubiqué-Büsch, before we reached Müffmünchen.” Max added.

“Ah…I see where we are now,” his wife concluded. “You’ll need to hang a right at Putzsteht, pass between the twin peaks at Büstenhalter, which will get us to the Großer Muschraumkopf region. We go out through Pisschschlitz, and then take the left vein to Wien.”

“All this traveling has given me quite a Matterhorn.” Max whispered conspiratorially in her ear. “What’s say we pull over into this parkplatz and do our patriotic duty for England. Ich liebe dich!”

“Ich liebe dick, too, darling. That’s why I married you.”

 

[Max]

Headbang.

I wondered if that post of mine was a hostage to fortune. And so it proved to be.

I take my er ... hat ... off to you. That was an amazing creation. Even down to the umlauts.

Maybe I should stick at Rustington (which as it happens I know all too well).

What a place this forum is.

 

[josh82823]

Headbang - the best thing I've seen on here in a long time. A true classic!

 

[jonb]

Continuing the world tour, have you ever been to Brest, Intercourse, or Lake Titicaca?