Vascularity
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"The old fella comes in jolly handy on a motoring holiday to Austria, doesn't he?" Max replied. âEspecially now, because I think we need some erectionsâ¦er, I mean, directions. Could you find out where we are, my dearest?â
Madame Max squinted, as she opened the trapdoor-fly in her husbandâs custom-tailored driving-jockstrap, âMaxwell, would you be so kind as to think about something naughty for a moment? Otherwise Iâll have to fetch my reading glasses.â
Max found it hard to concentrate on the road with visions of his wife as the hübsches Mädschen she once was, when his manhood was so youthful and smooth it could barely navigate the two lovers from Rustington to Bognor Regis. How times had changed!
âThatâs better!â exclaimed Madame Max as she eyed the half-stiffy her husband obligingly rustled up. âLetâs seeâ¦we left the arterie at Frottage, and crossed the border from France at Mons, didnât we?â
âAnd then there was that quaint half-German, half-French town called Pubiqué-Büsch, before we reached Müffmünchen.â Max added.
âAhâ¦I see where we are now,â his wife concluded. âYouâll need to hang a right at Putzsteht, pass between the twin peaks at Büstenhalter, which will get us to the GroÃer Muschraumkopf region. We go out through Pisschschlitz, and then take the left vein to Wien.â
âAll this traveling has given me quite a Matterhorn.â Max whispered conspiratorially in her ear. âWhatâs say we pull over into this parkplatz and do our patriotic duty for England. Ich liebe dich!â
âIch liebe dick, too, darling. Thatâs why I married you.â
Another headbang masterpiece.
"I must say, darling, it's uncanny" observed Madame Max "how your John Thomas is an exact replica of the ADAC autobahn map of the Dordogne, Bavaria, the Alps and the southern Rhine Valley! Back at the Total station, it saved us eight of those silly Euro thingies which the French try to pass off as money nowadays.â
"The old fella comes in jolly handy on a motoring holiday to Austria, doesn't he?" Max replied. âEspecially now, because I think we need some erectionsâ¦er, I mean, directions. Could you find out where we are, my dearest?â
Madame Max squinted, as she opened the trapdoor-fly in her husbandâs custom-tailored driving-jockstrap, âMaxwell, would you be so kind as to think about something naughty for a moment? Otherwise Iâll have to fetch my reading glasses.â
Max found it hard to concentrate on the road with visions of his wife as the hübsches Mädschen she once was, when his manhood was so youthful and smooth it could barely navigate the two lovers from Rustington to Bognor Regis. How times had changed!
âThatâs better!â exclaimed Madame Max as she eyed the half-stiffy her husband obligingly rustled up. âLetâs seeâ¦we left the arterie at Frottage, and crossed the border from France at Mons, didnât we?â
âAnd then there was that quaint half-German, half-French town called Pubiqué-Büsch, before we reached Müffmünchen.â Max added.
âAhâ¦I see where we are now,â his wife concluded. âYouâll need to hang a right at Putzsteht, pass between the twin peaks at Büstenhalter, which will get us to the GroÃer Muschraumkopf region. We go out through Pisschschlitz, and then take the left vein to Wien.â
âAll this traveling has given me quite a Matterhorn.â Max whispered conspiratorially in her ear. âWhatâs say we pull over into this parkplatz and do our patriotic duty for England. Ich liebe dich!â
âIch liebe dick, too, darling. Thatâs why I married you.â
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[/b][/quote]Another headbang masterpiece.
I'm suitably impressed!
Anyway, OT, I am in the "veins work for me" catergory.
Anyway, OT, I am in the "veins work for me" catergory.
I'm veiny, when soft u can see them under the skin, when hard get pretty prominent, one on the top one on each side
