vegetable oil as lubricant

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  1. thk8plus4u

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    Has anyone ever used vegetable oil to stroke off their cock??
    I had run out of Albolene, and was looking around for something
    that wouldn't go dry.
    Started searching my kitchen cabinets, and saw the vegetable oil.
    I thought, "WTF, I'll give it a try..."
    Unbelievable! It's fantastic, and never wears out!!

    My cock felt fantastic. Try it! Just don't put your dick in a hot frying pan...
     
  2. D_one and done

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    ive tried it. it does feel good:biggrin1:
     
  3. D_Keziah Binbanger

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    I'll try it this afternoon, my parents are leaving for a few hours! Thanks for the hint :biggrin:
     
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    Not bad but it attracts flies.
     
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    I'm lucky, they're all freezed in the 500 cm of snow Quebec received. lol
     
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    seems kinda weird. won't it smell
     
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    it does have a certain smell but it isnt pungent.
     
  8. midlifebear

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    Corn oil (for corn holing)
    Olive Oil (for fucking Pop Eye)
    Canola Oil (for fucking vegans)
    Vegetable Shortening (for fucking tight, short people)
    Cotton See Oil (used primarily in The South, mostly Alabama and parts of Texas.
    Sesame Oil (for fucking people from the Middle East and India)
    Palm Oil (well, you get the general drift)

    Look for and try Hershy's Cocoa Butter bars. They smell great. But if not used within a couple of months they go rancid. (Don't go there, I'm warning all of you!):biggrin1:
     
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    My husband and I have used Sweet almond oil for years as lubricant, last longer, no nasty taste and easily to clean up. Not to mention so much cheaper.
     
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    We've been known to make regular use of EVOO in our playtime...we even have a standing invitation for Rachael Ray to join us.
     
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    Quite seriously, EVOO is probably the best thing most people can ever put on their skin. It is truly a magic potion and lotion, as long as you're not allergic to it. I've yet to meet anyone who really is allergic, but I keep hearing rumors.
    Plus, using EVOO assures you don't end up smelling like a Ceasar Salad (although a CS has garlic in it). :tongue:
     
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    DUDE! Made me laugh!!!!

    Try Body Shops Cocoa Body Butter. Smells great, tastes great, feels fucking awesome. But don't use to fuck with a condom. Same problem with other oil-based lubes. As we're only talking about wanking, anything goes!
     
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    Tried it tonight and it isn't great. Okay, it lubricates very well and last forever but it smells weird and I didn't like it. I may try this sweet almond oil ed69s talked about. Sounds really nice.
     
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    Hmmm. Mine has no smell at all (local cheap brand called WHITE ROSE).

    Works for me, that's all I know!
     
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    I've used olive oil before and it works great. I have read before, however, that it has slightly acidic properties compared to other cooking oils and it should be avoided. I never had a problem, and I think I'd remember if I did.
     
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    tried corn oil. wesson oil, canola , axle grease, crisco and plain lard...

    any port in a storm so to say... guess the oily bird catches the worm.. haha
     
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    I've used vegetable oil for years - it is oilseed rape oil and is excellent for wanking and ball manipulation - great for stretching my sac,

    Franky
     
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    I had one guy always wanted to fuck me anal using olive oil :rolleyes: I don't know if he had a fetish for Italians or chefs
     
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    I used to jerk off with veg oil when i was a kid as a cheap lube. :biggrin1:

    The only thing i will say is be careful what you get it on... it WILL stain!
     
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