Vending Machine Game

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Feb 10, 2007.

  1. Pecker

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    How the game works:

    The first person says *inserts coin* and the next poster replies saying what the first one got, then inserts a coin.

    EXAMPLE

    First: *inserts coin*

    Second: You got a potato! *inserts coin*

    I'll start it off.

    *inserts coin*
     
  2. Lordpendragon

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    You got a three pack for the weekend. Have a nice day.

    Inserts coin.......
     
  3. Gillette

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    You got a gross (144) for the weekend. Hope that'll be enough.
    Have a nice day.

    *inserts coin...*
     
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    You get a ball of twine.



    Inserts coin--
     
  5. Pecker

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    You got a used condom.

    Inserts coin.
     
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    You get a set of nipple clamps.



    Inserts coin--
     
  7. Gillette

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    Typical, insert coin and nothing comes out.

    *tosses Pecker, barbie keychain and rattles machine*
     
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    You got a pack of potato chips, a Snickers bar and a broken fingernail.

    Inserts coin.
     
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    You get a half smoked cigarette.



    Inserts coin--
     
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    You get a stale sandwich

    inserts coin...
     
  11. IntoxicatingToxin

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    You get someones underwear....

    *inserts coins*
     
  12. B_Think_Kink

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    You got a cheap ring

    *inserts coin*
     
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    You got a smelly rabbit's foot...


    *inserts coin*
     
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    You get a putrid rabbit missing its foot...

    *inserts coin*
     
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    You got a stick of bubblegum

    *inserts coin*
     
  16. Pecker

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    You got a melted Eskimo Pie

    *inserts coin*
     
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    You got an eyepatch.



    Inserts coin--
     
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    You got an extra 2 inches !!! :dance:

    Inserts Coin--
     
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    You got a sticky slappy hand thing


    Inserts coin
     
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    You got a snot filled tissue.


    Inserts coin--
     
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