Vending Machine Game

[DasLeezard]

You get a return trip to Taiwan- on a sinking junk.

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You get more cowbell

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a Woody Woodpecker alarm clock with a rescue squad/fire truck air horn while he laughs.:biggrin:

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[bc4uintp]

you get a new brain cause you don't understand where I live.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You a lesson in tact From Roseanne Barr because your profile says Taiwan.
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[bc4uintp]

you get a lesson in English grammar

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a a free copy of the TOS.
http://www.lpsg.org/rules
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[LaFemme]

You get a leisurely and relaxing tit fuck for being you

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get barely a teaspoon of my best protein for your flattery.:kiss:
Inserts fingers into Lafemme.

 

[LaFemme]

You get LaFemme's shuddering orgasm (I may never leave this vending machine!)

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get an icepack for your cooch after that orgasm.
Inserts....***Dammit, I'm running outta coins***(Uh slug)

 

[LaFemme]

You get change for a twenty

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

you get a dildo filled with beads and extra vibro mode setting.

 

[LaFemme]

You get a damn good spanking from a woman wearing a black corset, high heels and an attitude because you didn't insert anymore coins!!!

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get the coins back, plus a feather for your cooch.:naughty:
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[nakedwally]

You get a tomato

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[LaFemme]

You get a full set of Ginsu knive (with a bonus peeler and lemon zester)

*inserts coins*

 

[nakedwally]

you get a Weenie Baby

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[LaFemme]

You get ten lords a leaping

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a Mr Limpy dildo with beads and turbo vibro mode.

Inserts coins

 

[Hoss]

You get a Mr Limpy dildo with beads and turbo vibro mode.

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your lucky day! A machine malfunction gets you the Sarah Palin Naked in Alaska series, 8 DVDs where she gets naked with bears, mooses and John McCain, he's naked as well.

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