Vending Machine Game

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Two plane tickets to anywhere in the world.

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a full body oil massage from yours truly, and then get to soak in a Champagne glass tub.
Inserts coins

 

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Dinner with Pecker

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

RETURNED!!!
Much as I like the old frog kisser, din din I'd want with you....or BE YOU.
You have a jack in the box with a pee wee Herman laugh.
Inserts coins

 

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$500 prepaid gift card

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[Hoss]

the machine has gone haywire and spits out a Donald Trump hairpiece.....or is it a yellow mop?...... and a sack of Chuck's very dirty laundry from 1991, there's also a free admission ticket to the Hollywood House of Horrors for a special Halloween weekend trip....



*inserts 3 shiny silver coins*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

the machine has gone haywire and spits out a Donald Trump hairpiece.....or is it a yellow mop?...... and a sack of Chuck's very dirty laundry from 1991, there's also a free admission ticket to the Hollywood House of Horrors for a special Halloween weekend trip....



*inserts 3 shiny silver coins*

Hoss- knock it off about the laundry.
with the machine fixed, you get Caitlin Jenner's Adams Apple shavings, plus a free admission to the prison horror house in NJ.
***Inserts coins***

 

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A goldfish in a bag, a glass bowl & some food

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a cute li'l tree frog.
**INSERTS COINS**

 

[Digger]

You get a pre-recorded greeting that says "Howdy y'all", and out pops a bottle of expired Snapple.

*inserts coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a TWO GUYS lingerie coupon good anytime.
insert coins

 

[Hoss]

You get a 1 way ticket to downtown Camden New Jersey, via a flat tired bus with no seats.

Inserts old NYC subway token.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a"free ride" onto an old Idaho Potato conveyor belt peeler tied down with rusty peelers coming at you to slice off your mustachio!!
Thppt!!! Besides, I hate Camden NJ, though YOU might be at home, what with the smell and all.
Insert Cocoa Pebbles

 

[Digger]

After inserting Cocoa Pebbles, a pterodactyl carves your portrait into a stone tablet with his beak, then comments, "eh, it's a living."

*inserts coin*

 

[Hoss]

you are thegrandprize winner of a trip on the Lusitania after a time machine transfers you back to 1915....you also get a free pack of chewing tobacco...


**insert Deutsche mark coin**

 

[Digger]

After inserting Deutsche mark, the vending machine itself invades the Polish sausage stand next door.

*insert coin*

 

[Timexxx]

Oh I Will....clink clink
Return to sender!

 

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Detailed instructions on how to place the iPhone cursor exactly where you want it to go. This resolves the issue of it often being placed approximately where you want it.

*****Inserts coin*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a "CATS VS CUCUMBERS" screen saver.

**inserts coins**

 

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*****Inserts coin*****