Vending Machine Game

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You receive a gift card from Arby's for the worlds biggest cheesesteak and homefries....made from cat.
Inserts stirring stick

 

[Hoss]

You get a 30 year old case of SugarTwin non sugar sweetener which has become deadly to even look at.

*inserts roasted coffee bean*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a 30 year old case of SugarTwin non sugar sweetener which has become deadly to even look at.

*inserts roasted coffee bean*

Definitely RETURNED!!!! I hate artificial sweeteners, especially the 80's kind that were and still ARE reputed to cause cancer in rats.
You get a trailer load of HUBBA BUBBA BUBBLE GUM, pot flavored.
*Inserts jawbreaker*

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC gets a free blow job from the female gremlin from the movie Gremlins!

*inserts chocolate coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

MC gets a free blow job from the female gremlin from the movie Gremlins!

*inserts chocolate coin*

RETURNED!!! I hated that sequel
Fluffy, you get a wig straightening......from THE HULK.
***Inserts arcade slug***

 

[Digger]

You get a limited edition reprint of the nude pic of Dustin Diamond which MC procured in his first post to this thread.

insert clove-flavored Necco wafer.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

RETURNED!!! I gave it away to TK and besides even NOW I hate that pompous geek
Now, YOU get a full pic of Pee Wee Herman in the theater holding his pee wee.
Inserts Coins

 

[hotman911]

you got a used condom.

Inserts coin

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

you got a used condom.

Inserts coin

You get a colonoscopy from a silver back gorilla who hasn't had sex in yrs.
Inserts coins

 

[Digger]

You get a box of Hello Kitty feminine wipes.

*insert penny flattened on a railroad track*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

RETURNED!!! I hate Hello Kitty.
You get a collector's DVD of Alexis Arquette surgically created vagina....... in fluoroscope.
Inserts imitation wheat penny

 

[Digger]

LOL. Alexis Arquette...what a train wreck.

You get an expired offer for Spanish Fly from the back pages of an old 'High Society' magazine.

*insert gold dubloon*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Returned!!! I've found out that back of the magazine stuff is 99% fake.
You get a free date with weird Al and his new look.

 

[Hoss]

You foolishly did not insert a coin or even your tiny middle finger so you get nothing Chuck.

Oh for corn's sake stop sobbing! Here, you get a picture of your favorite woman ever.....Princess Anne



*insert 1 quid*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You foolishly did not insert a coin or even your tiny middle finger so you get nothing Chuck.

Oh for corn's sake stop sobbing! Here, you get a picture of your favorite woman ever.....Princess Anne



*insert 1 quid*

RETURNED!!!! I never knew tanything about her, so your IGNORANT,presumptuous declaration of fave is horseshit.
You get a free Gift card to WENDY'S SALAD BAR.
**Bangs machine, throws quid back at Hoss, Inserts arcade token***

 

[Matt_x]

You get nominated to join the High Rollers Club Marathon where a $10,000 price is at stake. You gassed out within 30 mins and chugged a homeless man's spittoon cup.

*Inserts chocolate coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get nominated to join the High Rollers Club Marathon where a $10,000 price is at stake. You gassed out within 30 mins and chugged a homeless man's spittoon cup.

*Inserts chocolate coin*

Returned!!! I need the 10k, but YOU can have the bum's spittoon cup-seems more fitting to YOU chugging things than ME.
You get a job shaving transgenders with a used LADIES BIC razor and dried up splinters of five yr old soap.
*Inserts plastic kids play coin*

 

[Matt_x]

You get a life size doll of Chaz Bono and a variety of Chaz's used condoms..

**Insert jellyfished dolphin**

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Returned!!! I do admire Chaz, but keep his reallty personal stuff to someone else.
You get Charlie Sheen's used pocket pussy after his "encounter" with the trans hooker.
Inserts jellybean

 

[Hoss]

For having used a disgusting g green jelly bean, you receive 1000 pounds of moldy bread.....along with the Zika virus.


***inserts bottle cap for Pabst beer bottle**