Vending Machine Game

[TimesUp]

You receive: A plastic bag of week old dog turds. Btw its mid summer too...

inserts coins

 

[5628171]

Wrong... it's currently winter here, which you should know tbh

You get a live box jellyfish

*inserts coin *

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Vending machines are like assholes
I got my arm stuck in one once.


*inserts coin *

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You receive a coupon for a week worth of happy ending massages

Inserts coins

Shit yeah!!!

I'll take that one

***Smashes cast iron griddle over goander's head***

Your banana ass you'll take it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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[Jerk1975]

You get a stray kitten infected with rabies

*insert coin*

 

[HornyBiGuy98]

You get a shiny metal 9 inch dildo with a complimentary sachet of lube

*insert coin*

 

[Boaxy]

you got a Snickers chocolate bar

"insert coin"

 

[Jerk1975]

You got a super absorbent tampon for those heavy flow days!
"Insert coin"

 

[Anaconda71]

You got a stale bag of crisps..
*insert coin*

 

[Jerk1975]

You got a spice girl cd that wasn't auto tuned and you can only hear the vocals of scary spice
"Insert coin"

 

[Boaxy]

You got a pack of bubble gum.

"insert coin"

 

[BillM]

You got a MagmunXL condom!!

'insert coin"

 

[Jerk1975]

You got a bottle of minoxidil

"Insert coin "

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get an unopened pair of sideshow Bob's socks tattered with mothholes for your next winter's cock sock.
**inserts pop rocks and pepsi**

 

[ElegantCut]

Lucky you! You got 1 billion euros worth in your own currency.