Vending Machine Game

[hardstang]

you get to join the mile high club.
insert small pack of peanuts.

 

[Mandee]

You get me to be your beck and call girl

*Inserts hooker heels*

 

[Northland]

You get me to be your beck and call girl

*Inserts hooker heels*

You get a very bothersome STD which causes your skin to wrinkle rapidly.




-Inserts tube of wrinkle cream-

 

[ManlyBanisters]

-Inserts tube of wrinkle cream-

You get Joan Rivers

*inserts cigarette*

 

[hardstang]

You get Joan Rivers

*inserts cigarette*

got scared shitless cause it turned out that is her face

insert mask

 

[beretta8]

you get Bette Davis

*inserts shiny sharp object*

 

[hardstang]

you get Bette Davis

*inserts shiny sharp object*

you Dr.Lobotomy
insert eye and brain

 

[beretta8]

you get enlightened

*inserts shiny new pussy*

 

[Northland]

*inserts shiny new pussy*

You get a new strain of genital herpes.

-Inserts Glade air freshner-

 

[B_dumbcow]

you det a cheap and easy way to freshen up the nastiest of smells, which rather than covers up bad smells, eliminates them
(i watch too many adverts)

*inserts TV*

 

[beretta8]

you get a v-chip

*inserts appropriate programming*

 

[Mandee]

You get a margarita...

*Inserts alcohol*

 

[Northland]

You get a margarita...

*Inserts alcohol*

You get an expired bottle of aspirin.



-Inserts poptart-

 

[Mandee]

You get a sweet snack!

*Inserts sugar*

 

[beretta8]

you get a granola bar

*inserts regular*

 

[Mandee]

You get oatmeal

*Inserts spoon*

 

[crazy_one53402]

you get plate of spaghetti

insert fork

 

[Tickled Pink]

you get a large pussy

insert big dick

 

[beretta8]

you get wet

*inserts anything you can get your hands on*

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Multiple orgasms

*inserts Monster*