Vending Machine Game

[Pecker]

You get Jorge's bag of cocaine. Jorge wants it back.

*Inserts coin*

 

[jjsjr]

You get an adopted child from Cambodia.

* inserts dollar! *

 

[nakedwally]

You get an adopted child from Cambodia.

* inserts dollar! *

you get a Pepsi
*inserts coin*

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

you get an unlubricated condom past its expiration date

<inserts coin>

 

[Pecker]

You get a Grand Jury indictment.

*inserts coin*

 

[D_Sherian_LaNeige]

You get a koala with a small siamese twin.

*inserts 50p*

 

[nakedwally]

You get a koala with a small siamese twin.

*inserts 50p*

you get 5 years in Prison

*inserts coin*

 

[OffTLeash]

You get a vial full of rat poison

*inserts coin*

 

[Howling_mad]

You get a vial full of rat poison

*inserts coin*

You Got an Electric Shock

*Tentatively Inserts Coin*

 

[duplo]

You Got an Electric Shock

*Tentatively Inserts Coin*

You Get all of Oprah's Shows on Colectors HD Blue-Ray

"Inserts Smurf"

 

[D_Doewell Dadong]

Gets a goose called cyrill

*inserts coin*

 

[D_Sherian_LaNeige]

You get Barbara Cartland's crusty false eyelashes.

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You get Krusty the Clown's used socks.

*inserts coin*

 

[jjsjr]

You get a bad haircut!!

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You get a visit from Tony Soprano, who's carrying a baseball bat.

*inserts coin*

 

[Northland]

You get a visit from Tony Soprano, who's carrying a baseball bat.

*inserts coin*

You get a bag of Bernie Madoff's pubic hairs (they shaved him clean when he went to prison)


*****Inserts cotton swab******

 

[Pecker]

*sells Madoff's pubic hairs on e-bay to some guy named Northland*

You get a butt boil.

*inserts leftover pubic hair*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get a back massage from Freddy Krueger.

**inserts coins**

 

[Pecker]

You get sand in your drawers.

*inserts coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You get an acupuncture session with Pinhead.

**inserts coins**