Very Brave Man Jokes

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  1. rubbernuts

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    1 - How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry It!

    2 - What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.

    3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

    4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    5 - Why do women fake orgasms?
    Because they think men care.

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    7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain too long.

    8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

    11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    13 - Why do men die before their wives?
    Because they want to.


    Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun. :tongue:
     
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