I see. Must have been confused by your claim he was only as long as his hand at most.
Ever measured your hand?
In any case, there's some good vids to share. Also to agree with tommiet21, calm down. You have a different opinion, so what. Not having seen any other pics before someone might think that first gif actually was towards a foot long given the angle.
Yes my hands are slightly over 9 inches. And the fact remains he isn't much longer than his hands, which probably aren't close to the length of mine seeing as how I am 6'7".