I'd say VJ is descent, but you'd never get anything from him. He'll flirt the shit out of you and then leave you bluer than Babe the Ox.
Andre looks like he's got a soviet missile packed in those micro fiber cK's. However, he's most likely to break the arm of any dude who got close to his missile quary.
Pickel might get drunk and let you feel him up, but I doubt you'd get anything further. P.s. I think he's got an average Vlasic.