Viagra & Pepsi

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Pfizer Corporation announced that
    Viagra will soon be available in liquid
    form and will be marketed by Pepsi
    Cola as a power beverage suitable
    for use as a mixer.

    It will now be possible for a man to
    literally pour himself a stiff one...

    Obviously we can no longer call this
    a soft drink and it gives new meaning
    to the names of "cocktails" and
    "highballs."

    Pepsi will market the new concoction
    by the name of: Mount & Do.
     
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    Opens the fridge... Looks around.. doesn't see what he is looking for. Goes the the grocery store.. nope, not the right kind. Hops a plane to italy.. scowers the markets. Nothing still... hmmm.. wait.. what's that smell... it's coming from LPSG..... OH who left this cheese in the JOKE THREAD?? It's rotten!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    Nah...it's just your socks, Jeffy!:eek:
     
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    On a slightly related note, a bartender came up with a new drink,
    Vodka and Prune juice. Its aptly named a Pile Driver!!
     
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