Vibrator Problem

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  1. SpeedoMike

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    Little old lady called the Adult store:

    store: good afternoon. Balls R Us; how can we help you.

    lady: does your store sell adult toys.

    store: yes mam... anything you might want we have.

    lady: errr, mmm... vibrators??

    store: certainly, we have an excellent selection.

    lady: do you have a 10 inch one?

    store: yes mam, and we have them even larger if you like.

    lady: shocking pink?

    store: pink, passion purple, raunchy red, and bodacious black... are among our most popular.

    lady: mmmmmmm

    store: do you have any more questions?

    lady: please! how do you turn it off????? :footinmouth:

    store: click...
     
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    Reminds me of that joke why backwoods girls can't use virbrators... cuz they keep chipping their teeth....
     
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