Vibrator Problem

[SpeedoMike]

Little old lady called the Adult store:

store: good afternoon. Balls R Us; how can we help you.

lady: does your store sell adult toys.

store: yes mam... anything you might want we have.

lady: errr, mmm... vibrators??

store: certainly, we have an excellent selection.

lady: do you have a 10 inch one?

store: yes mam, and we have them even larger if you like.

lady: shocking pink?

store: pink, passion purple, raunchy red, and bodacious black... are among our most popular.

lady: mmmmmmm

store: do you have any more questions?

lady: please! how do you turn it off????? :footinmouth:

store: click...

 

[unabear09]

lol

 

[unzipped]

Reminds me of that joke why backwoods girls can't use virbrators... cuz they keep chipping their teeth....