Vid - What would you do?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Zoeappeal, Sep 9, 2007.

  1. jason_els

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    That's so Jerry Springer.

    Setup a nanny cam. Get some hard evidence (and I do mean hard).

    Go to every lawyer in the county. Tell them you're interested in a divorce. Pick the best one you can find and give the lawyer a copy of your DVD.

    Pick a Friday.

    Clean out your bank account, clean out the safe deposit box, just before closing time and clean out all your other valuables she won't notice missing immediately.

    Arrange to meet for a romantic dinner for two with the kids away at a swanky restaurant in the next town over. When she leaves clean out your clothes and personal items and pop the DVD in the player on repeat.

    Go to the dinner.

    Have fun, have a great time, tell her she has a surprise waiting for her at home, forget your wallet. Make her pay on her card, apologizing profusely. When you get home tell her you have a big surprise inside for her and wait outside. When she goes in, get in your car and leave.
     
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    And you double posted this thread. Delete the duplicate please.
     
  3. Zoeappeal

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    I couldn't help but laugh at first...but hey..if you're going to be dirty...be clean and cover your tracks.
     
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