Vince Neill

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  1. ClaireTalon

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    Everyone seems to have some bits of information on the stars' penises here - so who knows something about the dick of Vince Neill, singer of Tommy Lee's band? I know he's married to a classic porn chick (Janine Lindenmulder), and I think he looks hot (have seen pics of both tapes of him that are on the net - one with Brandy Ledford, one with his wife), and he is just the way I love men, the right degree of beefiness - but what about his pants? He surely looks hung, but is that just the screen deception?
     
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    Vince Neil, like Kid Rock, truly fall into the catagory that money and star status are an aphrodisiac. In the case of the tubby tattooed 44 year-old Motley Crue singer now recovering from a medial calf muscle injury suffered on stage a couple months back, I'm afraid the grapevine report is that is his little mushroom is a pale fraction of the endowment enjoyed by fellow rocker Tommy Lee.

    Perhaps that "Deep Throat" rumor has some foundation coming from the employees at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch near Carson City, where Mr. Neil had a run-in in 2003 with a...hmm..hostess. After retiring to a room, Vince, high on drugs and alcohol, reportedly became enraged at what he perceived to be a disparaging remark about either his size or performance. After bruising and battering the call girl, she pressed a concealed emergency button in the room to summon some very large bouncers who seemingly materialized out of thin air. Neil, who has a hot-headed history of picking on people unable to defend themselves became quickly compliant, no doubt surprised at his new male company. After all, 6' 10" martial arts experts weren't in the outside greeting room of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch when he arrived.

    But since the value of celebrity rock stars exceed that of female employees, brothel owner Dennis Huf dismissed the entire episode as a silly mis-understanding over money for services not requested. The former employee now lives in Florida and Vince Neil coninues to age ungracefully.

    Sorry.
     
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    I can't say that I particularly like to have my dreams and hopes crushed, but in this case, I guess it was good to ask here before... well, let me keep my fake memory of a rock stud with a nice shlong ;-)

    Oh, and by the way - Tommy Lee is a bit too skinny to really strike my cord...
     
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    Vince has a very famous and profitable porn video out with Janine. It was made quite a few years ago, and at the time, was the only film out that actually showed Janine having sex with a guy. She recently returned to porn, and is now doing guys left and right. There were quite a few jokes made at the time that Vince was no Tommy Lee. Keeping in mind that size in tough to judge from pictures or films, I'd estimate that Vince is average sized, or slightly above. Actually I seriously doubt he's over 7 inches. Haven't seen that film in a while....it was horrible. There was another woman in the film with them, and Janine looked like she was much more into the woman then she was into Vince. Still Vince will always be remembered as the first guy to fuck Janine on film.

    Vince and Janine were never married as far as I know, and I'm very sure that they aren't involved now. Janine wasn't too happy about that tape being released, if I remember right.
     
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    Goes to show what celebrity status and money can do for someone, haha. I've seen the tape, and it's nothing special. At his age he's not a bad looking dude, but he's not in great shape, and he's not much above average in the size department.

    Come on !!! I've got tattoos and I'm willing to sleep with a famous porn-star like Janine. Where's my time in the sun??
     
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    Guess that tape destroyed her reputation as an all-lesbian porn chick - but not a bad looking! Hey Kid, you'd sleep with me too?
     
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    The tats scare a lot of girls. Either that or the third eye in the middle of my head. Haven't exactly figured it out yet.....but you're a good looking woman Claire, my type for sure by the looks of it. You'd be better off finding someone with musical talent though, I sound like a hoarse coyote, haha. Vince is available so I hear.....

    You know what's funny is when your co-workers see you in a different light than they're used to. I'm currently working part-time at a middle school near D.C. and I'll be working there full time come January. I'm always dressed in a suit or a sportscoat. Kids seem to respect you a little bit more if you're professional. Last night I go to the local watering hole, and I'm like shocked to see a girl there that I work with. Let me give a brief transcript of what happened.

    Me: Hey Caroline, what's going on?

    Her: (obviously worried, almost shaking) Umm, how do you know my name......

    Me: I work with you at (blank) Middle School.

    Her: (staring at me) Oh my god, I didn't recognize you at all, jesus you look totally different !!

    I had a good repore with her at school, not so much last night or today. Kind of makes me mad because I wanted to ask her out to dinner or something soon. Her whole demeanor changed because of my looks? Fuck off......

    If I'm going to start moving on after the last terrible relationship I was in, I'm gonna have to tone it down a little bit when I go out. I don't think girls are going to talk to me when I'm wearing a wifebeater and a pair of ripped jeans, haha. Not to mention the tatoos.....damnit. They're not exactly the most tame things out there, Indian goddesses with skulls around their necks don't exactly get the girls flocking, haha.
     
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    I don't mind tattoos - you see I have some quite big ones too, and wearing them with pride. You like tattooed biker chicks, don'tya ;-)

    And I have a thing for hoarse coyotes.
     
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    Yeah, I do kinda like biker girls, but I got used by one before so I'm careful. She was more like a man when it came to sex than I was. She seriously was like "that hit the fuckin' spot, I'll call you tommorow". I never got a phone call back, haha. I'm more into the punk sort of girls myself, but different things for different people.

    I sound quite a bit like the singer from Type O Negative, if you know that band. Yeah, not exactly the sexiest voice out there..........

    I'm saving money to get a tat that is somewhat similar to the one below, the picture on the right of Shiva. It'll be the most peaceful one I have, woo hoo !!!

    http://tattoob2c.securesites.net/image_gallery/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?page=detail&id=504&cat=2&group=1

    I'll live in a shed behind the YMCA. Gimme a call sometime, ask for the creepy janitor, haha.
     
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    ... whereas you probably have gay men all over you with that look. It's like a sick cosmic joke, isn't it?
     
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    You're scaring me, it's almost like you're psychic or something Matthew !!!

    I really don't get hit on too much actually, but yeah, I'd say half the time it's guys. Crazy how certain people that I know say they get hit on all the time, like every day. I'd say it happens to me a couple times a month at best.

    I just wish the guys were all good looking, that way I could hook them up with some of my buddies, haha. Although a while back I was so damn flattered when this one guy wanted to buy me a drink. I'm not gay, but jesus....very attractive dude, haha.

    This site is a cure for my boredom, damn being an insomniac !!!
     
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