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VIRUS WARNINGS:
CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Then emails everyone about what it did.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bites.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb then slowly expands to 200mb.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but i think ''we go on'')
DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BACK!
LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. Then discards it through windows.
CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Then emails everyone about what it did.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bites.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb then slowly expands to 200mb.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but i think ''we go on'')
DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BACK!
LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. Then discards it through windows.