Visible Boner in Church

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by im8cut, Dec 19, 2010.

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    I thought I was the only deviant who thought about sex at church..

    But today the "gentleman" next to me in the pue had some major wood. I go to a black church and this dude is black as hell, six four or six five, big beer gut, and has a fat & ugly wife. So I KNOW he wasn't thinking about her, lol.

    Anyways, he put his hands in his pockets and I think tried to push it up or down, but couldn't. It was super noticeable, but I may have been the only person who did see it.

    Being within 50 meters of family members prevents any boner-time for me, and my own father was sitting on the other side, thanks be tog od... lol

    Anyone else witness or have a sexy time at church?
     
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    Just reading this thread feels blasphemous.
     
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    I'm tellin' ya.
     
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    there's lots of sex going on between church members, generally speaking
     
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    Our parson Hansen, during the offering or a recitation from the book of Onan, would frequently shoot his load standing at the podium. This has been witnessed by several members of the choir and the organist.
     
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    I used to sneak out of Sunday AM church to spend some "special time" in the unused fellowship hall with any of the available gals near my age - never got caught, but the thrill was massive. Sunday night youth group meetings were another great time - show up, grab a gal and get lost into another part of the church, keep the lights dark, and enjoy the flesh-on-flesh time. Excellent memories for sure.
     
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    I was new to the church im at now and didnt expect to join so that day i didnt wear any draws. I had a serious boner cause my cock was rubbing against the hair on my thy. when i stood up to go. I had a precum spot on my pants and still a boner.
     
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    If you think THATS blasphemous

    you should talk to the married men who try to cruise me at church

    NO JOKE

    Or who ask my dad where I am (I was off at college; was only in for holidays)

    My dad asked me once why so many guys at church ask about me. I wanted to say "Because I look GOOD!" lol but instead it was the most awkward conversation EVER.

    For the record, I have never hooked up at church or with any church people, and probably never will.

    Then again I got lots of glances from ladies and gentlemen today.
     
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    Why the book on Onan? How noticeable was it? Couldn't he just be scratching his nuts? This sounds crazy, I want to know more!
     
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    Can a lapsed Catholic attend services at your church? :wink:
     
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    I still remember one horrified church service, me, the wife, the 3 sons (and single and a set of twins) and see a set of bored 12 year old twins happily playing 'pocket pool'. do you a) take them to the back, where everyone will notice you leaving, b) sit there and hope it goes away or c) laugh at the joy of youth?

    We had a nice long talk about 'things you do NOT do in church' (the next question was 'what if they can't see us Dad?' ( I was afraid to ask on that one)
     
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    I did IT in church a number of times. :eek: If I go to hell, I will have deserved it. Trust me. Oh, and i mean IT!
     
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    is it wrong to get a boner watching the new young priest
    we have
     
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    Yeah that really confused me at first. I'm so glad you explained..lol.
     
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    I'm glad you cleared up that comment about Teens against Christ. I wonered what religion you practiced.
     
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    I'm thinking that all the churchgoing people are into sex more than the rest of us. Is that because it's forbidden?
     
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    it's very likely
     
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    If there is a God, which is highly unlikely, and it created mankind, this included sex. Therefore if this God is to be worshiped, so is sex. QED.
     
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    I don't know that they're necessarily more into sex, but certainly a lot of them seem more obsessed with it, especially with the guilt and shame they're supposed to attach to it. Then they project that along with their frustration onto everybody else. Jealousy may have something to do with it too.

    Of course. Especially if it's 'forbidden fruit'. :wink:
     
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