Visible Boner in Church

[brinzaulsschwul]

there's lots of sex going on between church members, generally speaking

And I bet it's not between husbands and wives

 

[tingting]

If you think THATS blasphemous

you should talk to the married men who try to cruise me at church

NO JOKE

Or who ask my dad where I am (I was off at college; was only in for holidays)

My dad asked me once why so many guys at church ask about me. I wanted to say "Because I look GOOD!" lol but instead it was the most awkward conversation EVER.

For the record, I have never hooked up at church or with any church people, and probably never will.

Then again I got lots of glances from ladies and gentlemen today.

Happens to me all the time buddy... join the club

 

[ghb69]

there's lots of sex going on between church members, generally speaking

Including the priests and nuns?????

 

[starstruck]

Who could possibly listen to the lies and fantasies being told from the alter. Intelligence demands people sit in church and mentally make a grocery list or think about pornography.

 

[brinzaulsschwul]

Including the priests and nuns?????

Oh
I
Bet

And,then,lets,not,forget,the,priests,and,the,alterboys,and,anyone,else,they,can,get,their,dirty,hands,on(spacebar,not,working,again)

 

[D_Edwin Eatser]

Must have been one hell of a sermon, I used to fall asleep when I was an xtian during sermons. Mind you, there were some nice girls present, and I used to lust after them... get the behind me, satan!:smile:

 

[wilseb]

When I was young, I'd get them in church. But then again, I got them during math tests, waiting on the bus, eating lunch in the cafeteria...

 

[dirj99]

Not long ago I was attending a funeral. I sat in the back of the church and when it was over and they march the pallbearers down the aisle, one of the young guys had an obvious boner. OMG I was wishing I could pull my cell phone out and get a picture. It was very obvious he had a hard on and could not do anything about it without drawing more attention to the tent he was pitching.

 

[B_thickjohnny]

Amazing. The same guys lusting at other guys at Church are the same guys who do the towel dance at the gym.

 

[ryan25yo]

Including the priests and nuns?????

I was waiting for someone to make this kind of ignorant comment....you won.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Still sorta surprised by the disconnect between feeling sexy and feeling godly. Where do we think all those new baby Christians are coming from? :shrug: :biggrin:

 

[NCbear]

Still sorta surprised by the disconnect between feeling sexy and feeling godly. Where do we think all those new baby Christians are coming from? :shrug: :biggrin:

From virgin births, of course. :tongue:

NCbear (who wonders whether you've seen the newest bumper sticker: "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph: Homeless and Undocumented" :wink

 

[catman]

or sitting in a toilet at church and you swear you hear the unmistakable sounds of someone jacking off next to you....

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

What if ... having an orgasm is the closest we humans can come to being in God's energy flow?

 

[SpeedoMike]

lmao i mean teens ENCOUNTERING christ not against. hahaha now thats blasphemy!

Freudian! :crucified:

 

[TexasTail4U2Use]

Amazing. The same guys lusting at other guys at Church are the same guys who do the towel dance at the gym.

And talk the homophobic crap and going to hell crap in public.

 

[maxcok]

I have a friend who grew up attending a very conservative Christian fundamentalist church in the rural South. He was hugely hung and very well 'developed' at a young age. He was frequently fondled and sucked off in one of the church bathrooms by several 'straight' married male members of the congregation, including the minister.

 

[jockmaestro]

Our parson Hansen, during the offering or a recitation from the book of Onan, would frequently shoot his load standing at the podium. This has been witnessed by several members of the choir and the organist.

There is no "book of Onan."

 

[jockmaestro]

I was new to the church im at now and didnt expect to join so that day i didnt wear any draws. I had a serious boner cause my cock was rubbing against the hair on my thy. when i stood up to go. I had a precum spot on my pants and still a boner.

Oh my GOD! On your "thy"?? That's too fuckin hilarious a typo, given the topic!

 

[jockmaestro]

i go to teens against christ and i know for a fact we were all jerking off at nite. you could hear it like kinda wet and an occasional ball slap. and you could see blankets moving. i used to do it more when i was younger but this last retreat i only jerked off once in the showers.

What, pray tell, is "teens against Christ"??