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[13788]

TripodMillenium:

I wonder if you might have a very erected penis as you type, Tri, or is it just your very lively memory mode revealing past experiences?

I have a vivid imagination, and when I can manage to recall a memory, it's strong....


*looks around, and pinches Dee, DMW, Mme Zora, and the rest*

Why does my thread have to be fight night?


PAX VOBISCUM, DAMNIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; >_< lol Behave or no cookie.



Now... as far as sputtering out Punxsutawney.... no... lol


I&#39;d have trouble with sputtering out "Oh, f*ck&#33;" even. LOL


Oh... and this isn&#39;t currently pressing... The experience I can relate from ended by December.....

 

[steve319]

Still humming "Edelweiss" and it&#39;s the next morning....

*sigh*

".....Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow...."

 

[viande]

I can&#39;t remember the name of the movie (I think it was "The Bee" or something like that) but I&#39;m getting flashbacks to that movie where the spelling bee kids&#39; parents go apeshit over minor errors&#33;

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Originally posted by Lex+Jun 8 2005, 04:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lex &#064; Jun 8 2005, 04:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>How the hell did we get HERE?

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Turn left at the North Star and head straight on &#39;til daylight? (Right at the Moon? Left at Alpha Centauri?) Maybe we should call this the (attempt to) quoting musicals and plays and stories thread.

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Pot...kettle...

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...sarcasm, honey. Sarcasm. Never mind that you didn&#39;t even flinch when Steve busted him with that (funny as hell) "Spelling Nazi" comment, but the sirens went off when I so much as breathed in that silly boy&#39;s direction.

P.S. Spanking? Not before a lobster dinner you&#39;re not...

 

[txquis]

I can utter words, before during and after cumming.
I&#39;m a chatterbox, so i&#39;m rarely at a loss for words.
LOL

 

[Lex]

*orders Lobster for Dee*

**Grabs Jana and places her over my knee**

HOW HARD, honey?&#33;?&#33;

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne+Jun 8 2005, 06:50 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DeeBlackthorne &#064; Jun 8 2005, 06:50 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Well, it is said that doing brainteasers like... oh, I dunno... correcting people&#39;s spelling and grammar might reverse the potential for the development of Alzheimer&#39;s and other brain degenerative disorders.
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I&#39;m sure people recognise my post for what is was. I could apologise for taking a jab at Dee, but I&#39;d be insincere. I enjoyed it. But, Dee, do you remember making this comment?

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Your grammar and spelling skills obviously didn&#39;t get you past the velvet rope... (Sorry, I couldn&#39;t resist.)[/quote]

Of course, that was directed at someone who posted something nice about me. And, of course, had the badly spelt post in question been in praise of Dee or one of his cronies, Dee would have let it pass without comment.

So yeah, Dee&#39;s objection was definitely a case of the Blackthorne calling the Kettle "Pot".

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by steve319@Jun 8 2005, 01:52 PM
Still humming "Edelweiss" and it&#39;s the next morning....

*sigh*

".....Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow...."

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"bloom and grow forever
edelweiss, edelweiss, bless my home-land forever "

Sigh....such a pretty song....

Oops....there I go wondering off ......going off topic.......where am I again.....

 

[Supportive Female]

Call me old fashioned, but I think a half-decent fellatrix should know when the male is about to ejaculate, and constrict her throat accordingly to avoid gagging.

(Lazy kids&#33; :evilgrin: )

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Supportive Female@Jun 8 2005, 07:27 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I think a half-decent fellatrix should know when the male is about to ejaculate, and constrict her throat accordingly to avoid gagging.

(Lazy kids&#33; :evilgrin: )

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Beautiful, and 75 points for using the word "fellatrix"&#33;


Lex, *giggles incessantly* you said "hard".





"Soft and white, clean and bright, you look happy to meet me"- words from memory, not sure if accurate.

 

[madame_zora]

And as to the original post, (sorry baby), if I am so fortunate to be approaching orgasm, he&#39;s going to hear a play-by-play of the event. I never shut up, especially when it&#39;s gooood.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Originally posted by TripodMillenium@Jun 6 2005, 05:48 AM
((I can&#39;t imagine uttering "I&#39;m cumming" just a moment before you blow... >_<))

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You can forget that career in porn&#33;

Seriously, do you become completely paralyzed before you cum? I love to suck cock, but I DO NOT like the taste of cum. If someone is blowing you, but request that you not shoot in their mouth, you should find SOME way to respect that. Some guys like it, some don&#39;t. You should never ever put someone in a sexual situation they do not want to be in. Most of the time, I can tell when someone is about to ejaculate, but not always. Different people have different body language.

I can&#39;t speak for anyone else, but my partner never has any question when I am about to cum. I have several physical cues, if the vocal cues are not enough.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 8 2005, 03:29 AM
Ooh, ooh, me first&#33;

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KinkGuy pulls down his shorts and jock, bends over and waits for Madame Zora to get to work......................................

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by txquis@Jun 8 2005, 09:31 AM
I can utter words, before during and after cumming.
I&#39;m a chatterbox, so i&#39;m rarely at a loss for words.
LOL

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How to you "chatter" with your mouth full? :evilgrin:

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by KinkGuy+Jun 8 2005, 11:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KinkGuy &#064; Jun 8 2005, 11:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jun 8 2005, 03:29 AM
Ooh, ooh, me first&#33;

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KinkGuy pulls down his shorts and jock, bends over and waits for Madame Zora to get to work......................................

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Well, I was gonna spank you honey, but once you pulled down your pants I forgot what I was mad about.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Supportive Female@Jun 8 2005, 11:27 AM
Call me old fashioned, but I think a half-decent fellatrix should know when the male is about to ejaculate, and constrict her throat accordingly to avoid gagging.

(Lazy kids&#33; :evilgrin: )

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A half-decent fellatrix will make it so he can&#39;t say "I&#39;m cumming&#33;" or anything else resembling English.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 8 2005, 01:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 8 2005, 01:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>And, of course, had the badly spelt post in question been in praise of Dee or one of his cronies, Dee would have let it pass without comment.[/b]

"Cronies," Jacinto? That&#39;s really rude. Don&#39;t bring Monty, Kim, Steve, the other Steve, or anybody else I like into this. Take your beef up with me, thanks.

Besides, sweetness... ::holds your head to my shoulder and chest:: I don&#39;t like editing my own papers much less nitpicking people for every commonplace error and grammatical snafu.

Needless to say, Glossie, you just tried to come back at me with half-a-funny. If you&#39;re gonna make jokes, J., I need you to try way harder than that. Really. Get yourself a couple of joke writers and make with the funny over here. And if you don&#39;t feel like being a comedian, then why don&#39;t you admit that your proper English fetish gets ridiculously out of hand sometimes? Why don&#39;t you admit that you don&#39;t like being corrected any more than another Internet forum subscriber? If you&#39;re as half about your wits as you&#39;d like to be, then maybe you&#39;d understand that while I get a twinge of pleasure out of getting on your nerves, that a lot of my actions often relate to a bigger point I&#39;m trying to make.

And I&#39;ll spell it out for you. You&#39;re a pretty smart guy and you&#39;ve got some sense about you. I&#39;m sure other posters appreciate when you chime in with some good material. In the meantime, if you feel the swell of grammar correction surge inside of you, write it down on a piece of paper and burn it. You don&#39;t have to school someone in the process, ya rat bastard.

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So yeah, Dee&#39;s objection was definitely a case of the Blackthorne calling the Kettle "Pot".

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Psst... kettles are black, not pots.

And I shall close this ditty with the following emoticon:
(ooh, I love that face.)

Ok, ok&#33; E-nuff with da funnies to Jacinto. It borders the line between intentional and comical, and to the Cronies of DMW -- see, I told you it sounds ugly&#33; -- I&#39;m just getting a laugh out of all of this and it&#39;s not even all that serious. &#39;Cept the point I made earlier about you-see-how-it-feels-to-correct-people-all-the-time and when-it&#39;s-turned-on-you-then-you-don&#39;t-like-it. I meant that.

 

[jonb]

Puts on "Hollaback Girl" for another round of the Dee/Jacinto fued. (See, Chris? I like Gwen Stefani. Just not "What are you Waiting For?".)

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

This shit is bananas&#33;
Aw, fuck that.

This shit is triflin&#39;
T-R-I-F-L-I-N

 

[13788]

hung_big:

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jun 8 2005, 02:08 PM
And, of course, had the badly spelt post in question been in praise of Dee or one of his cronies, Dee would have let it pass without comment.

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Spelt is a type of bread, I think

Spelled is what you are looking for, Jacinto

Just a good-friendly ribbing, that&#39;s all Jacinto. You know I love ya