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Dee, if you're going to be one of the purveyors of evil, you can't be using cute huggy emoticons LOL You've got to come up with something better than that--evil and hugs don't go together like peanut butter and chocolate. :evilgrin:
 

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Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Jun 10 2005, 11:17 PM
Dee, if you're going to be one of the purveyors of evil, you can't be using cute huggy emoticons  LOL  You've got to come up with something better than that--evil and hugs don't go together like peanut butter and chocolate.  :evilgrin:
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Wait a minute now, Monty... I wouldn't say that . Though it sends chills down the spine, that is how the evil one has caught many unaware. Right, Steve? LOL!
 
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petite_asianbabe: this is from a woman's perspective but I think it applies to guys too: the first few times my bf would say "god I'm gonna come" or something to that effect and start to gyrate and shake. When he was about to cum he would remove his dick from my mouth and come on my body (we talked about this beforehand). The first time he came in my mouth was a spur of the moment thing: I was really into it and when he was about to remove it I grabbed his butt and pulled him towards me, keeping him inside my mouth. He was so turned on he came extra hard. We've used this technique wonderfully, its up to me to decide if I want him to come in my mouth or body.
 

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Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne+Jun 9 2005, 11:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DeeBlackthorne &#064; Jun 9 2005, 11:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Your little emoticon up there gave me a little extra bargaining leverage at Evil, Inc. With that in mind, I make the following demands:[/b]

Isn&#39;t that cute? Villainy is so adorable on the young ones&#33; While I admire your vicious opportunism, my son, blackmail is quite ineffective on a CEO who is working overtime to maintain an exactingly savvy yet compassionate public persona. The general public must think of one as a strong yet supportive leader rather than the embodiment of darkest evil. It&#39;s better for company stock.

I must admit, however, that it remains a precarious balance. There&#39;s but a hair&#39;s breadth in perception between the Oprah&#39;s and the Martha Stewart&#39;s of the world. And the public is quite fickle and unpredictable (and shall likely remain so until Project Hive Mind gets off the ground).

You might be surprised to find that the selection of each and every emoticon is a decision arrived at after intensive board meetings, focus group sessions, and consultations with company image makers and dark mages. It&#39;s a tiresome process yet one that yields quality results. All part of the company&#39;s branding policy.

Your efforts at taking unfair advantage of the situation are appreciated, however, and will be rewarded with a nice benefits package and a vacation in the Caribbean. I&#39;ll call the accounting department.
:evilgrin:

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@Jun 9 2005, 11:15 PM
That&#39;s just one more accidental casuality -- and in his case, might be purposeful. [/quote]Think of the accidental ones as a gift of fate. The pleasant surprise of serendipity. Collateral damage is one of life&#39;s little perks.

Awaiting your next update on the Forum Poisoning Initiative as discussed.

Regards,
Your Beelzebuddy
 

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Originally posted by TripodMillenium@Jun 6 2005, 04:48 AM
Ok... I have come to wonder if it&#39;s just me here....


When I was getting fellatio a few times, I was asked to tell him when I was about to cum.


All I was thinking was: "How the HELL is someone supposed to manage that?&#33;"


I managed to croak out I was close about two minutes off through the moaning and gasping.... I would NOT have been able to have done it closer.... and it confused the poor guy, too -- since he thought I was right about to blow.


Am I THAT uncommonly sensitive that all I can usually make is primal noises?


I mean, maybe I am.... since I was, I think, the first person he&#39;s blown.... and, yet, I had to grip his hand before blowing once or twice.... I was that gone.... And, I didn&#39;t even have that connection of feelings that usually makes things better.... One of those times was a handjob, if I recall.... ((egads, I think I&#39;m gonna bring friends with me when I go out to rescue me if I get groped... >_< :p *actually kinda afraid of that*))


Is it actually common to be coherent enough to say stuff?

((I can&#39;t imagine uttering "I&#39;m cumming" just a moment before you blow... >_<))
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I&#39;m usually quite coherant. I&#39;ve only been close to the point where I couldnt speak maybe once or twice. I think I just have bad luck with the few people I allow to touch me.
 

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Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne@Jun 9 2005, 07:15 PM
That&#39;s just one more accidental casuality -- and in his case, might be purposeful. :glare: :D
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::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jun 11 2005, 11:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 11 2005, 11:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DeeBlackthorne@Jun 9 2005, 07:15 PM
That&#39;s just one more accidental casuality -- and in his case, might be purposeful.  :glare: :D
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::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::
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I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t said a fucking word&#33; :eyes:
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 12 2005, 12:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 12 2005, 12:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by jonb@Jun 11 2005, 11:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-DeeBlackthorne
@Jun 9 2005, 07:15 PM
That&#39;s just one more accidental casuality -- and in his case, might be purposeful. :glare: :D
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::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::
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I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t said a fucking word&#33; :eyes:
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*polishes DMW&#39;s...um...halo*
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 12 2005, 12:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 12 2005, 12:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by jonb@Jun 11 2005, 11:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-DeeBlackthorne
@Jun 9 2005, 07:15 PM
That&#39;s just one more accidental casuality -- and in his case, might be purposeful.  :glare: :D
[post=319345]Quoted post[/post]​

::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::
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I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t said a fucking word&#33; :eyes:
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DMW,

I commend you on your fortitude.I know the trigger finger was itching&#33; LOL&#33;

Naughty
 

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[quote, see above]

I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t said a fucking word&#33; :eyes:
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Could someone whose grammar skills surpass mine (most of the board&#33;), please help?

Is it:

"I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t said a fucking word&#33;"

Or:

"I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t say a fucking word&#33;"

(As you can see, my computer/technical skills are as abysmal as my grammatical ones.)
 

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Originally posted by Supportive Female@Jun 12 2005, 02:30 AM
"I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t said a fucking word&#33;"

Or:

"I noticed it, too, but didn&#39;t say a fucking word&#33;"

It was for effect: a comment on ungrammaticality. Sorry; I realise now that the intent wasn&#39;t clear. I almost typed, "but didn&#39;t said not one fucking word, " but figured that might be overkill.
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jun 11 2005, 06:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 11 2005, 06:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DeeBlackthorne@Jun 9 2005, 07:15 PM
That&#39;s just one more accidental casuality -- and in his case, might be purposeful. :glare: :D
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::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::
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Hmmm, did you store it in your left or your right pant pocket? Either way, I put that whole "Amerrique" blunder on my mantle next to this cute lil&#39; head-up-your-ass statue. :)

DMW -- There&#39;s this exercise I do when I asked people to rate their anxiety and stress levels on a scale from 0 to 100 (by 10s) to determine the difficulty in facing a task or situation. With 0 meaning "a total breeze" and 100 meaning "the most stressful thing I can imagine," how difficult was it for you to resist correcting a blunder of the keys? (C-A-S-U-A-L-T-Y, ya, I know.)

Monty -- Aw c&#39;mon&#33; Just like there&#39;s room for compassion in this crazy neoconservative-religious fanaticism going on in our country, there is also room for :D and :hug: before stabbing someone in the stomach.
 

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Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne+Jun 12 2005, 03:46 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DeeBlackthorne &#064; Jun 12 2005, 03:46 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jun 11 2005, 06:29 PM

::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::


Hmmm, did you store it in your left or your right pant pocket? Either way, I put that whole "Amerrique" blunder on my mantle next to this cute lil&#39; head-up-your-ass statue. [/b][/quote]

Hey, Jon, you&#39;re on the Dee&#39;s Favourite People List, too&#33; Let&#39;s go out and celebrate&#33; :toast:

DMW -- There&#39;s this exercise I do when I asked people to rate their anxiety and stress levels on a scale from 0 to 100 (by 10s) to determine the difficulty in facing a task or situation.

And that&#39;s so important in a waiter.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 12 2005, 04:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 12 2005, 04:33 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne@Jun 12 2005, 03:46 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-jonb
@Jun 11 2005, 06:29 PM

::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::



Hmmm, did you store it in your left or your right pant pocket? Either way, I put that whole "Amerrique" blunder on my mantle next to this cute lil&#39; head-up-your-ass statue.

Hey, Jon, you&#39;re on the Dee&#39;s Favourite People List, too&#33; Let&#39;s go out and celebrate&#33; :toast:

DMW -- There&#39;s this exercise I do when I asked people to rate their anxiety and stress levels on a scale from 0 to 100 (by 10s) to determine the difficulty in facing a task or situation.

And that&#39;s so important in a waiter.
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Waiter by night... therapist by day. I have heard of worse ways to make a little extra change....

Naughty
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 12 2005, 12:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 12 2005, 12:33 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne@Jun 12 2005, 03:46 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-jonb
@Jun 11 2005, 06:29 PM

::stores "casuality" away in case Dee ever grammar flames me::



Hmmm, did you store it in your left or your right pant pocket? Either way, I put that whole "Amerrique" blunder on my mantle next to this cute lil&#39; head-up-your-ass statue.

Hey, Jon, you&#39;re on the Dee&#39;s Favourite People List, too&#33; Let&#39;s go out and celebrate&#33; :toast:

DMW -- There&#39;s this exercise I do when I asked people to rate their anxiety and stress levels on a scale from 0 to 100 (by 10s) to determine the difficulty in facing a task or situation.

And that&#39;s so important in a waiter.
[post=319825]Quoted post[/post]​
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Depends on the day&#39;s special.
 

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Originally posted by naughty+Jun 12 2005, 05:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(naughty &#064; Jun 12 2005, 05:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DoubleMeatWhopper@Jun 12 2005, 04:33 AM

DMW -- There&#39;s this exercise I do when I asked people to rate their anxiety and stress levels on a scale from 0 to 100 (by 10s) to determine the difficulty in facing a task or situation.

And that&#39;s so important in a waiter.

Waiter by night... therapist by day. I have heard of worse ways to make a little extra change....
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Some would say that what I used to do was a worse way to make money. Be that as it may, he&#39;s not my therapist. He&#39;s made it quite clear how he feels about me, so why is he explaining his little shrink games to me? They have nothing to do with me.
 

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Oh come on...I think that you&#39;ve made a few grammatical errors, too, so I wouldn&#39;t be so quick to judge. Even if English is not your first language, it is what you do supposedly have a degree in English leterature and are supposedly getting a doctorate in it. I would expect that one&#39;s command of it would be stellar and free from flaws, but we have proof that it&#39;s not, so don&#39;t start in. It&#39;s rather obvious why Dee was explaining some of his therapist techniques, too bad you didn&#39;t understand the need for them.
 

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Well, when you start a thread to launch an attack on someone who&#39;s MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, perhaps it would be reasonable to expect a little nitpicking in return, no? You guys had your little fun and DMW apologised and explained his reasons, but there was no acceptance of that apology or acknowledgement of your rudeness, so what the hell do you guys want?

One might expect that if you&#39;re criticising grammar, you might try to spell "literature" right, but we have evidence that it is not so.
 

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OK,

Look we have all behaved badly if not over this particular situation there are many others to quote. Can we please have a moratorium on the spelling, grammar, punctuation snipes? On the other hand, for those that this bothers can we all try to check what we write before we post it?

DMW,
My comment in no way was refering to anything you have done in the past. I really dont know what you have done in the past. But I do know that we all have to try to be kind to one another. I apologize if I have offended you in any way.

Dee and Monty,

Can we call a moratorium on jabbing DMW. I think your points have been duly noted. Let&#39;s get back to the business of the board. This is a support group. Ok?

Now anyone that wants to light me up for my comments , go for it&#33; I think i can take it&#33; LOL&#33;


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