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Cops use Calvin Klein cologne to trap man-eating tiger that’s ‘killed 14’
In India a tiger has thus far munched on 14 of our fellow homo sapiens as if they were Sunday brunch. You read it correctly, the score is tigers 14 and people zip. Even in a country that reveres wild life they've come to the unfortunate conclusion that enough is enough so they've summoned a Marvel superhero of sorts, Nawab Shafat Ali Khan. Ali Khan is to India like Jungle Jack Hanna is to the United States, except Nawab rides elephants and packs heat while our version goes on morning TV talk shows to demonstrate carnivorous wild animals can be our friends.
Nawab's initial foray into the jungle has proved frustrating. His massive tiger-hunting expedition, with big game hunters armed with large caliber weapons and mucho ammo atop elephants has come-up empty handed. Not only have the hunters been out-smarted by a cunning feline, they've suffered collateral damage as well when an elephant went on strike and ran-off, stomping a villager to death before it could be corralled.
In frustration the big game hunters have turned to a most ancient scientific form of sexual attraction, scent. Obsession by Calvin Klein was originally sold as a method for dweeby guys to get dates way of their league to spread their legs. Who knew the appealing odor also works for large felines? So for now the world awaits as gobs of Obsession are applied to a clearing in the jungle in hopes that a lovesick tiger will show-up and be shot. No doubt about it, Nawab Shafat Ali Khan is real pro who executes a big game strategy with the deadly precision of a military surgical strike.
As for our U.S. equivalent..... Animal Expert Jack Hanna, Flamingo Get Stuck in Airport Turnstile
In India a tiger has thus far munched on 14 of our fellow homo sapiens as if they were Sunday brunch. You read it correctly, the score is tigers 14 and people zip. Even in a country that reveres wild life they've come to the unfortunate conclusion that enough is enough so they've summoned a Marvel superhero of sorts, Nawab Shafat Ali Khan. Ali Khan is to India like Jungle Jack Hanna is to the United States, except Nawab rides elephants and packs heat while our version goes on morning TV talk shows to demonstrate carnivorous wild animals can be our friends.
Nawab's initial foray into the jungle has proved frustrating. His massive tiger-hunting expedition, with big game hunters armed with large caliber weapons and mucho ammo atop elephants has come-up empty handed. Not only have the hunters been out-smarted by a cunning feline, they've suffered collateral damage as well when an elephant went on strike and ran-off, stomping a villager to death before it could be corralled.
In frustration the big game hunters have turned to a most ancient scientific form of sexual attraction, scent. Obsession by Calvin Klein was originally sold as a method for dweeby guys to get dates way of their league to spread their legs. Who knew the appealing odor also works for large felines? So for now the world awaits as gobs of Obsession are applied to a clearing in the jungle in hopes that a lovesick tiger will show-up and be shot. No doubt about it, Nawab Shafat Ali Khan is real pro who executes a big game strategy with the deadly precision of a military surgical strike.
As for our U.S. equivalent..... Animal Expert Jack Hanna, Flamingo Get Stuck in Airport Turnstile