Wallet Scam

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  1. windtalkerways

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    [FONT=trebuchet ms,geneva]I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking young girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
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    [FONT=trebuchet ms,geneva]I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
    on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
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    most likely tomorrow. :)

    which Wal*Mart do you shop at? pity I have no back seat...
     
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    Why Nine...if I was reaching into your
    jeans it wouldn't be for your...wallet...
     
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    stay away from my lucky pocket troll.
     
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    But it's only good luck
    if you rub it...
     
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    is that what I've been doing wrong? :confused:
     
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    But you seem to have lucky charms...
    'magically delicous' ;)
     
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    Hmmm, interesting tactics. Question is, you're a woman, so these two scamming women will perform in front of you and perform cunnilingus, and you were just down with getting your goodies eaten? Sounds pretty damn adventurous to me. Or are you just reposting something you found on the 'Net?
     
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    Oh...it's not a true story Dee...
    just supposed to be for a laugh.

    I'm not into women at all. As I've
    said before...men have it ALL
    in my opinion.
     
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    Scandalous.
     
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