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I sit when I’m at home. First of all, if I stand my wife will emasculate me. Second, I don’t want droplets of urine splattering around.

That is the saddest thing that I've ever heard. You don't have to worry about your wife emasculating you, because she already has.

You need to tell your wife that you're a man and that when men with big dicks urinates it is about more than just expelling waste from the body. It is about strengthening the bond between a man and his big penis. When a big dick shoots out a strong stream, that is the penis presenting its power to its owner, and when the man takes hold of his big dick and aims that stream WHEREVER HE FUCKING WANTS he is taking control of that power, of his own masculine identity. He is accepting himself as a man and taking control of his sexuality.

You need to stand to pee. You need to see the stream. You need to be a man.
 
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That is the saddest thing that I've ever heard. You don't have to worry about your wife emasculating you, because she already has.

You need to tell your wife that you're a man and that when men with big dicks urinates it is about more than just expelling waste from the body. It is about strengthening the bond between a man and his big penis. When a big dick shoots out a strong stream, that is the penis presenting its power to its owner, and when the man takes hold of his big dick and aims that stream WHEREVER HE FUCKING WANTS he is taking control of that power, of his own masculine identity. He is accepting himself as a man and taking control of his sexuality.

You need to stand to pee. You need to see the stream. You need to be a man.

You seem to live in the Victorian era
 
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That is the saddest thing that I've ever heard. You don't have to worry about your wife emasculating you, because she already has.

You need to tell your wife that you're a man and that when men with big dicks urinates it is about more than just expelling waste from the body. It is about strengthening the bond between a man and his big penis. When a big dick shoots out a strong stream, that is the penis presenting its power to its owner, and when the man takes hold of his big dick and aims that stream WHEREVER HE FUCKING WANTS he is taking control of that power, of his own masculine identity. He is accepting himself as a man and taking control of his sexuality.

You need to stand to pee. You need to see the stream. You need to be a man.

Believe it or not . . . I probably ought to thank you for the tough love. ;)
 
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Why are you always trolling me? Seriously.
I'm not trolling you. Seriously. Trolling would be me trying to provoke a reaction from you. Note that I only respond to your posts.

If you find it annoying that I find extreme fault with the overwhelming majority of your one-trick pony, that's just too damned bad. My responses are logical, whereas your posts are incredibly flawed.

Try harder. Maybe if you come up with something that makes sense, you'll find I will wholeheartedly support you.
 

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So wallyj, you don't want to be called out on your *actual flaws? You just want people to degrade your small dick and go along with your send hating trollfests?

We're not letting you eat that cake. Probably tastes like shit anyway.
 

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I'm not trolling you. Seriously. Trolling would be me trying to provoke a reaction from you. Note that I only respond to your posts.

If you find it annoying that I find extreme fault with the overwhelming majority of your one-trick pony, that's just too damned bad. My responses are logical, whereas your posts are incredibly flawed.

Try harder. Maybe if you come up with something that makes sense, you'll find I will wholeheartedly support you.

Everything I say is logical. You just say weird, random BS.
 

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People can call me out on my actual flaws. I don't mind that. Go ahead.

You told ItsAll4Kim he was trolling. He's doing a fine job if pointing out your flaws. Why welcome one member to do so and not another?
 

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You told ItsAll4Kim he was trolling. He's doing a fine job if pointing out your flaws. Why welcome one member to do so and not another?

I don't think he's ever pointed out my flaws. He just accuses me of stuff I've either never said or no longer believe. He has an insane hatred of me for no reason. I don't think he wants to see Smalls succeed at all.
 

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I wonder why ItsAll4Kim has it out to get me?

I have some controversial opinions, but everyone here does. At least my world view comes from a desire to help others and improve society.
 

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I don't think he's ever pointed out my flaws. He just accuses me of stuff I've either never said or no longer believe. He has an insane hatred of me for no reason. I don't think he wants to see Smalls succeed at all.
I don't know you, so I can't hate you. Stop whining.

If you were someone I hated, do you honestly think that when I just happened to see your SUICIDE post to the Poli forum (which I intentionally avoid) in the news feed, that I would go out of my way to find the Nat'l Suicide Prevention hotline number and post it in your thread? I reached out to you the person, not Wally the LPSG anonymous member. Only to see it was just more wally bullshit.

Please quote something I've accused you of, that you think you never wrote. It's convenient that you added the disclaimer "or no longer believe", as that lets you use this excuse for anything. As I wrote, you "change your beliefs" when they are exposed as hatred or ridiculous illogic. The same selfish ego makes you think that merely stating your beliefs makes them absolute truths. When actual logic exposes this, you backpedal. The fact that I consistently expose your beliefs for the hatred and bullshit they are, doesn't make it "stalking", but by all means let the site admins make that determination for us. Report me. If your threads get blown up, that's because they're weak sauce.

Regarding "Smalls". First, I would never separate and label anyone in such a manner. Your segregation is abhorrent. Your characterization of a smaller than average penis as "deformity" is repulsive. I do nothing to prevent anyone from succeeding. I wonder how many men with smaller penises have read your opinions...including the ones you "no longer believe"...and felt like absolute crap about themselves.

Show me any post from me that would potentially have the same effect, or shut the fuck up.
 

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I don't know you, so I can't hate you. Stop whining.

If you were someone I hated, do you honestly think that when I just happened to see your SUICIDE post to the Poli forum (which I intentionally avoid) in the news feed, that I would go out of my way to find the Nat'l Suicide Prevention hotline number and post it in your thread? I reached out to you the person, not Wally the LPSG anonymous member. Only to see it was just more wally bullshit.

Please quote something I've accused you of, that you think you never wrote. It's convenient that you added the disclaimer "or no longer believe", as that lets you use this excuse for anything. As I wrote, you "change your beliefs" when they are exposed as hatred or ridiculous illogic. The same selfish ego makes you think that merely stating your beliefs makes them absolute truths. When actual logic exposes this, you backpedal. The fact that I consistently expose your beliefs for the hatred and bullshit they are, doesn't make it "stalking", but by all means let the site admins make that determination for us. Report me. If your threads get blown up, that's because they're weak sauce.

Regarding "Smalls". First, I would never separate and label anyone in such a manner. Your segregation is abhorrent. Your characterization of a smaller than average penis as "deformity" is repulsive. I do nothing to prevent anyone from succeeding. I wonder how many men with smaller penises have read your opinions...including the ones you "no longer believe"...and felt like absolute crap about themselves.

Show me any post from me that would potentially have the same effect, or shut the fuck up.

It's too much work to go through my old posts.

I think the Smalls who read my posts end up better than they were before. They gain the correct view of life and their purpose. My posts are helping people.
 

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It's too much work to go through my old posts.

I think the Smalls who read my posts end up better than they were before. They gain the correct view of life and their purpose. My posts are helping people.

It's really not too much work, you repeat yourself enough that it should only take a couple clicks to get you some proof if the nonsense you blabber on about.

No. Your posts wreak of trollollollolliness
 

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It's really not too much work, you repeat yourself enough that it should only take a couple clicks to get you some proof if the nonsense you blabber on about.

No. Your posts wreak of trollollollolliness

Nope. Too much work.

You know what, I'm going to be the bigger man and try to mend things with ItsAll4Kim.

So, what will it take to fix things between us, IA4K?
 
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Nope. Too much work.

You know what, I'm going to be the bigger man and try to mend things with ItsAll4Kim.

So, what will it take to fix things between us, IA4K?
-There's nothing to mend.
-If you post something to which I disagree, I'll state my case.
-It isn't personal towards you...I disagree with your words here.
-Again, I don't know YOU at all and bear you no ill will. I think, or at least hope, that your premise is meant as satire. If not, I pity you for being delusional.
 

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My underwear just ripped and it was glorious. When it ripped, I fantasized for a second that I had a big dick and my undies ripped because of the awesome power of my big dick. Like no puny fabric could contain my massive man-meat. It was amazing and easily the best I've felt in a long time. Sadly, it was only a fantasy, but still it was amazing.
 

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I think what is going to happen in the future is that men will wear form fitting clothing where everyone will be able to see the size of the penis. This will enable natural selection and over time, men with smaller cocks will not be chosen to mate as much and over time, there will be less men with small penises.
 
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