1. PinkSteel

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    A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart.
    As he got to the register he realized
    he had forgotten to get condoms, so
    he asked the checkout girl if she could
    have some brought up to the register.

    She asked, 'What size condoms?'

    The customer replied that he didn't
    know. She asked him to drop his pants.
    He did.

    She reached over the counter, grabbed
    hold of him and called over the intercom,
    'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

    The next man in line thought this was
    interesting, and like most of us, was up
    for a cheap thrill.

    When he got up to the register, he
    told the checker that he too ha d
    forgotten to get condoms, and asked
    if she could have some brought to the
    register for him.

    She asked him what size, and h e stated
    that he didn't know. She asked him to
    drop his pants. He did.

    She gave him a quick feel, picked up
    the intercom and said , 'One box of
    medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

    A few customers back was this teenage
    boy. He thought what he had seen was
    way too cool. He had never had any type
    of sexual contact with a live female, so
    he thought this was his chance.

    When he got to the register he told the
    checker he needed some condoms.

    She asked him what size and he said
    he didn't know.? She asked him to drop
    his pants and he did. She reached over
    the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
    then picked up the intercom and said...



    (you'll love this one...................)





    'Cleanup, Register 5'
     
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    good one
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    HA! That is hillarious! :)
     
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    laughing

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