wandering EYES.....

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by thk8plus4u, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. thk8plus4u

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    Have any of you dealt with this?

    When word gets out that I have a big dick (I told one
    friend who blabbed it to a lot of people at my work
    place), I find myself talking to one of these folks,
    and as we're speaking, their eyes go from my face
    to my crotch, my face to my crotch, and this repeats
    throughout the conversation!

    I'm tempted to say, "Hello? Are you talking to me
    or my BIG PENIS??"
     
  2. DC_DEEP

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    Perhaps you should ask any number of the women who post here. I would bet something close to our national debt that every single one of them has met up with a guy who thinks their tits will talk back.
     
  3. karmen

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    DC_DEEP:

    LOL. That's exactly right. Being a 36DD, I often find my chest being the center of interest during an otherwise intellegent conversation.

    I often use the phrase, "My eyes are up here". Geeeesh! :rolleyes:

    Hugs and Kisses,

    Karmen
     
  4. sares

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    yep yep

    cry me a river and I'll build you a bridge hon :tongue:
    there are worse things than people checking out your basket.

    if it gets really bad, attach a velcro arrow to your crotch, pointing up.
     
  5. jeff black

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    I was going to say exactly what has been said.

    People do like to look, I actually feel really bad for women with large breasts, or medium sized ones. I do everything I can to keep my eyes away from them... but even locking your gaze on ones Eyes is difficult.

    I suppose that just letting them look will do no good. Have you considered talking with yourt hands folded infront of your dick, lightly clasped? It would give away no penis and is a similar idea to women crossing their arms.

    Or, just tell them to stop looking at your dick.:biggrin1:
     
  6. Dr Rock

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    if i'm feeling particularly mean, i'll deliberately leave a few second's silence and then ask "you want a fucking photo pal?" or words to that effect. it usually re-centers their attention :biggrin1:

    of course, some people answer "yes", which is also okay cos at least they got a sense of humor.
     
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    I'd likely say "Can I get it autographed, too?":tongue:
     
  8. SomeGuyOverThere

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    The retort:

    During conversation, it is only polite that you give me eye contact, and unless you want to have a chat with the one eyed pirate, I suggest you look up here, not down there.

    Springs to mind.
     
  9. thk8plus4u

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    One eyed pirate! Ha... Love that.
     
  10. ETown7

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    I had a secretary at an old job who one day when I had a semi stare straight at it for like 13 seconds, and it was an odd experience; so I do feel odd sometimes staring at breasts, but it's nice anyway :p
     
  11. two2

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    sounds like you created the problem by being a http://www.lpsg.org/88537-big-dick-braggers.html

    if you don't want them to look at your dick then why bother telling anyone? it's like saying "Oh look, there is a $100 bill on the ground"

    who isn't going to look?
     
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