Wank before posting

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by shaguar, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. shaguar

    shaguar Member

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2005
    Messages:
    336
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Toronto
    This is a bitchplease, niggaplease, faggotplease, etc certified thread, so you may want to put your panties on your head first.

    I know you men, and I know there are mainly men reading this section of the forum, want to use the posts to masturbate. Hey, there's no shame in that. But the solicitation of female opinion is getting too stupid to be cute. Indeed, the eruptions from Mr Belvedere or whatever her name isn't almost sound cogent. They aren't but that is how bad it's got bro!

    So here it is. Honestly, if you didn't know, women are not experts. They're pikers. They don't sneak around maternity wards and other sections of the hospital measuring testicle and cock sizes, snapping bulge pics, etc. Women are inveterate "fudgers". I don't say liars because that has to be done with intent. It is true that in general, men (straight but then the gay men aren't reading this anyway) and women are DIFFERENT. They are equally catty and vulgar, but in their own special, shitty ways. Women can't give a straight answer, and men can't accept a straight answer. Deal with it. That's life fool. Butch up. Stop crying. STOP IT!

    So you don't believe me. Go out to where the people are. I guess that's some place in a big city. Check out interracial couple. See the Oriental wiminz and white men? See how they completely outnumber the Oriental men and white women couples. Now do you get it? I ain't Oriental by the way. I am just observant. But that is just a small example of how you, stupidhead, are conforming to the lie. And the lie is you my nonfriend. Not the media, not that Network guy, not your high school memories, not Just Deal (good show), not well whatever, I can't just keep typing.

    I may not know everything but I do know this. A rope of semen does not lie. It didn't lie to the people of Sodom, or of Prussia, and it won't lie to you. So stroke it my cohiba. Yes, think of me when you come. Do it for the children.
     
    #1 shaguar, Apr 15, 2009
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2009
  2. dolfette

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2006
    Messages:
    11,901
    Likes Received:
    25
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  3. nicenycdick

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,825
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York, NY
  4. Trouty

    Trouty New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2008
    Messages:
    260
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    UK
    Shaguar must be on day release from the institution
     
  5. RedHead8

    RedHead8 Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    123
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    167
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Montreal, Canada
    I said it before and will say it again: straight men don't know how to behave in front of women.
     
  6. B_Nick8

    B_Nick8 New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2007
    Messages:
    11,912
    Likes Received:
    44
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York City, by way of Marblehead, Boston and Ge
    The kind of therapy you need is likely unavailable in outpatient facilities.
     
  7. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    9,735
    Likes Received:
    26
    Location:
    Southern US
    oh god its improved a thousand-fold since i left. Maybe its me....
     
Draft saved Draft deleted