Wanna be on TV?

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  1. MisterMark

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    I received the following email this morning. If you're interested, please email Monika. Her email address is at the end of the message.

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    Dear LPSG,

    My name is Monika and I am writing from Endemol, a TV production
    company in London. We are working on a new documentary called Private Parts
    and I was wondering if any of your members would be interested in
    participating. I enclose the ad and wonder if you could post it or perhaps
    send it to your subscribers.

    Have your Private Parts ever got you into trouble?

    Have you had an accident and injured your genitals?
    Has an intimate piercing complicated your sex life?
    Do you regret having cosmetic surgery?
    Have you attempted a sexual adventure that went wrong?
    Do your breasts / vagina / penis in some way diverge from the norm?

    We are looking for people with stories about their Private Parts for a
    new documentary series. Whether funny, sensitive or serious we want to
    hear from YOU!

    Please call Monika at Endemol UK on +11 44 208 222 4621
    or e-mail monika.kosicka @ endemoluk.com

    I hope that's OK. Please let me know if you are willing to help.

    Best wishes,

    Monika Kosicka
    Assistant Producer - Endemol UK
     
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    Why would Endemol be making a show about private parts???

    Seems suspect to me.

    Proceed with caution
     
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    Endemol is a respected TV production company with these series on UK television: BIG BROTHER; RESTORATION; BAND AID 20;THE FARM; THE MATCH; UK MUSIC HALL OF FAME; FAME ACADEMY; SHATTERED; THE SALON; THE GAMES; THE BAFTAS; FASHION ROCKS; CHANGING ROOMS; GROUND FORCE and READY STEADY COOK. So I don't see why they shouldn't make a programme called PRIVATE PARTS. If you are in doubt, call up their website and ask them!
     
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    I am definitely not interested. My dick has a swollen head most of the time anyway. :p

    jay
     
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    Respected?

    My fake post detector didn't go off but my tasteless schlock (or is it dreck?) detector did.
     
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    Jay, baby.... you just have a way with stating obvious things... and getting yourself into trouble! lol :evilgrin:
     
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    What a great post! We need more humour like this, jay_too. I fucking love it as well as your swollen headed dick.
     
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    We are thinking of the same Endemol, right? The one that showed animal wanking on primetime TV? The one that's only a tiny bit above Princess Productions in terms of dignity?

    90% of their shows are about private parts (or star them).
     
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    oh and whoever feels like calling should substitute that nasty +11 for 011 when dialling from north america and for 00 when dialling from most european countries...
     
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    Monika K: Hi guys,

    Thanks for your response to our ad - it's been fantastic! Just to let you know we have a new producer on board called Sarah Turner so please send all new stories to sarah.turner@endemoluk.com or call 020 8222 4693.

    Many thanks,

    Monika
     
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