Wanna fight?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

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    Good. Go outside and if I'm not there in five minutes, start without me.
     
  2. GoneA

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    **Goes outside and starts to fight shadow**
     
  3. madame_zora

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    Ooh, how very "Fight Club" this all seems.

    *smacks the shit out of self*
     
  4. Pecker

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    *sob!!!*

    I called myself a nasty name and hurt my feelings.
     
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    " Irish lepercon, runs from behind and takes, HickBoy, GoneA, madame_zora and Pecker to the ground"

    "Runs of singing and laughing...lalala"

    :)
     
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    Irish Lepercon? Are there enough lepers in Ireland to warrant a convention?
     
  7. DC_DEEP

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    (DMW, I'm gonna slap you in advance, you MADE me do it...) Yeah, you should have been at LeperCon 2005. It was a blast! The theme song at the opening of the convention was that old Patsy Cline classic, "I Fall to Pieces"

    And, like any other convention, there were plenty of hookers hanging around the Convention Center, but they got tired of the guys telling them as they paid, "Keep the rest as a tip."
     
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    Dammit. Lost another finger...
     
  9. steve319

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    Hey, why make war when we can all make MONEY? (Take a lesson from Cheney...)

    Let's televise this big rumble and fleece the masses who are hungry for some hot and oh-so-slightly-sexually-charged violence? (I can take down every one of you! ;) )
     
  10. Matthew

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    Now you're talking. Take me down, baby.
     
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    i got into a fight with a girl last night
    i had to stab her in the vagina with my penis. i kept stabbing her for an hour til she gave up. she said she really liked fighting me. :)
     
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    The first time I heard that one, I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my crib!
    PS: Loved DoubleMeatWhopper's response.
     
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    Now you're talking. Who wouldn't rather fuck than fight?
     
  14. GoneA

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    I would guess mother teresa, but that would all depend on what you mean by fight.
     
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