" Irish lepercon, runs from behind and takes, HickBoy, GoneA, madame_zora and Pecker to the ground" "Runs of singing and laughing...lalala"
(DMW, I'm gonna slap you in advance, you MADE me do it...) Yeah, you should have been at LeperCon 2005. It was a blast! The theme song at the opening of the convention was that old Patsy Cline classic, "I Fall to Pieces" And, like any other convention, there were plenty of hookers hanging around the Convention Center, but they got tired of the guys telling them as they paid, "Keep the rest as a tip."
Hey, why make war when we can all make MONEY? (Take a lesson from Cheney...) Let's televise this big rumble and fleece the masses who are hungry for some hot and oh-so-slightly-sexually-charged violence? (I can take down every one of you! )
i got into a fight with a girl last night i had to stab her in the vagina with my penis. i kept stabbing her for an hour til she gave up. she said she really liked fighting me.
The first time I heard that one, I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my crib! PS: Loved DoubleMeatWhopper's response.