want to show for girlfriend

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  1. martamus

    martamus New Member

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    hey i was wondering what would be the best way for me to show off to my girlfriend :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
     
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    just pull it out.

    jay
     
  3. B_RoysToy

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    Offer to take a shower with her, martanmus. Then you'll be able to settle her down after seeing your big one and getting wet and slick for it.
     
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    I think you need to provide some more information. Obviously the simplest way is simply to take it out and show her, but I am guessing that is not what you mean. I am guessing that your girlfriend has not seen your penis and you are wishing to make her notice it.
     
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    Get yourself a Speedo and then take her swimming or hot tubbing or some situation where you can display as much as you want.

    Have fun.

    SG
     
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    i like speedoguy's idea, that might work too
     
  7. martamus

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    i meen so that she will be like startiled and i want to pass it off as an inicent bystander sort of........... and i do not want to be ovious about it :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
     
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    It seems you need the help of a third party with this revelation, martamus. Try coming up with a friend (m or f) who uses word of mouth to inform someone who will get the word back to the g/f. Have you considered this method? If not, give it some thought and let us know the results.
    :thumbsup:
     
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    ...You could have her walk in on you masturbating?
     
  10. Imported

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    carolinacurious:
    Am I the only one who is a bit creeped out by this? Don't get me wrong, I had a lot of inappropriate ideas about sexuality when I was just getting started too. I just don't know that we should be encouraging them.

    Dude, if she's your girlfriend and you are ready for this sort of thing it should make it's way "out into the open" soon enough. There's no reason to have to trick anyone.
     
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    You give a very level headed, mature answer, carolinacurious. We so often tend to make such a big thing out of our sexual contacts and approaches to other individuals, when the key ingrediant is being thoughtful of the other person and letting a natural "getting ready for this sort of thing" progress. Thanks for expressing your wisdom.
     
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    The easiest way would be to take her dancing, so when the slow jams start playing u hold her tight, even try kissing her neck while and slowly start pulling her close to ur hardon. if she asks what that is then say, "it's all yours"
     
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    it's not hard for her to see you naked dude. the first time my girlfriend saw me naked was when I was showering at her house. at first she wanted to leave abruptly because she had not yet seen me naked, but I assured her it was totally fine with me and now we have no worries. just take a shower together, she'll notice it there.
     
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    "AH! .. Uh .. Oh God, baby... I swear! .. I was thinking about you!!"
     
  15. Imported

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    hung_big: Just a hypothetical conversation:

    "Umm...hun....wanna see my cock" (you)
    "Sure?" (her)
    *You whip it out*
    "OH MY!" (her)
    *run into yer room and make hot love for hours on end*

    HEY! It could happen :lol:. Or wait...that's rather likely if she's your girlfriend is it not?
     
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    *walks in with a red tinted palm imprint on his face after trying the patented hung_big Method to Showing Off Your Penis to a random cute girl on the street. :D
     
  17. Imported

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    hung_big: Hmm...I don't understand why. *Ponders*

    Yer sexy and she should love cock. I have to rethink this *walks off absentmindedly*
     
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    martamus,

    I suggest you take her out "slow dancing". Hold her tight against your your body, pelvis especially, make it an occasion that you wear no underwear and loose trousers, "Freeballin".

    After a few tunes, she will get the idea, and the intoduction will have been made.

    Without you getting slapped.

    blackwood
     
  19. Vix

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    Go commando with tight pants if u want her just to "see" it. It can be good to talk about your endowment if you are worried about her reaction.

    Vix
     
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