Wanted. Big penis. Location. My ass.

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  1. MissCarriage

    MissCarriage New Member

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    WANTED.

    I want a big large penis from dear old Santa Clause. But his penis is small. Will someone help a girl out? I would like one wrapped with ribbons and not black, one that dangles like a church bell. Some mistletoe underneath that I can smell and scrape some cheese off for my lasagne.

    It does not matter if you shave. For I do not shave. My father told me shaving was for pussies. But all I have is a mutilated gap with one testicle hanging off that I need to moisten every thirteen minutes.

    You can stick it in my ass and then I'll make you a nice sandwich afterwords. But I won't use the good bread. Cause that's for Benson Ankles. You may ejaculate in my hair because it's withered and dead like my sex life anyway.

    WOULD APPRECIATE IT GUIZE! <3
     
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    What, the fuck, did I just read?
     
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    I think the wheels have come off the carriage.
     
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