Start-up in the Portland, OR metro area seeks test subjects - both male and female - for a brand new never-before-seen product. Males must have a LARGE to GARGANTUAN penis as defined below.* Females must be large penis fetishists, aka size queens. Your involvement/participation level can range from merely looking at photos and answering some questions to engaging in sexual intercourse with inanimate and animate test subjects, depending on your comfort level. If you are interested, please contact me at the following email address and I will provide additional details. Thank you! We look forward to hearing from you. J. Loomis email@example.com * Since the ratio of length to width can vary considerably, determining overall size can be quantified by one of two methods surface area or volume. Both are equally valid, We will be using surface are being the easier to determine for the average persona. The formula for calculating Surface Area: (Circum. X Length) + (2 X pi [3.14] X Diameter). So for example in the EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS range you can have two penis' that have very different size characteristics say 8X8X2.75 to 11 X 6 X 2.25 but are identical in surface area. (81 sq in.). The average penis is 5.5 long and just under 5 in circumference with a 1.5 diameter. That calculates out at around 50 sq. in. A LARGE PENIS is 8 long with a circumference of 6 and a diameter of 2. That calcs out at 60 sq. in. This is the MINIMUM we can accept. A VERY LARGE PENIS is 9 X 6.25 X 2.25+ diameter. That calcs out at 70. AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS is one above 80 sq. in. Anything over 90 sq. in. is considered a GARGANTUAN PENIS.