wanting to have a large penis

Draconis71

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I get the usual "Oh, I wish I had a dick like yours" from a few friends.
My response ususally is: Then touch your toes. At this point, I grab them at the hips, and say now, loosen up your pants. I usually get the "What the fuck!!!" response. Usually stops them for a bout a month or 3 from whining.
 
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