WARNING: Do Not Use Jackhammer as Dildo

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by MichiganRico, May 17, 2009.

  1. MichiganRico

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    Here's a news piece about a woman (who IMO was mentally ill) using a jackhammer as a dildo--with deadly consequences. This is so bizarre, I don't even want to joke about it...but I'm sure someone else will. Have at it.

    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=2136
     
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    Well I had no intention of doing so.

    I don't think you can claim someones mentally ill. Some people are just incredibly stupid. Or drunk. Or drugged. Or all the above.
     
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    Can we make a joke?
     
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    No. This is serious shit! :rolleyes:

    ps; oh, go on then.
    :biggrin1:
     
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    It's a dangerous world, don't know if I should, goty attacked last time I did :wink:
     
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    This is a significantly different situation, pieter. This woman did it to herself, and is surely going to be in the Darwin Awards. The other woman was brutally murdered.

    I wonder if this woman thought it would be like using the "fucking machines" featured on these porn sites:
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    And sold here:
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    So, it doesn't matter, she is dead too. It's bullshit if you can't make a joke anymore. Everyone does it with bad situations, look at 9/11 how many parodies and jokes came out of that. So did I and I don't mind that I did.
     
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    Wonko the Sane so had the right idea.

    ml
     
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    Hey Pieter.....i'm a New Yorker. I would just love to hear your 911 "jokes and parodies".....please share them with us.
    You were 12 years old when that awful tragedy occured.....are those "jokes and parodies" still as funny to you, now that you are 20?
    Let us know.....i for one, am very curious.
     
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    You clearly don't know me man. I was the one who was sick at home that day and gobsmacked about what happend that day, followed it for months, I have books, articles from papers, vids about it! Yeah me. But after it people made jokes, and you know why, because humor is a way to cope with things. I have a bunch of jokes, who are funny, but of course is it mean to laugh with tragedy. Maybe I was 12, but I was old enough to know what was going on man.
     
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    Well.....that is the Pieter i thought i knew......not that other guy, who thought it a funny thing the way that woman was murdered in Minnesota.
    Just checking...........:wink:
     
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    This is a prime example of why you should not let sexual frustration get out of control!
     
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    All this brouhaha over a piece of fiction that can be instantly discredited by attempting to verify the city, county, and hospital at which events allegedly occured...none of which exist.
     
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    I never said that was funny, I gave her a gravestone, that's all, but clearly Manlybastars can call me idiot because of that.
    Like I said before, humor is a way to cope with things. Clearly a lot of people doesn't know that! Even the older ones.
    Or like I noticed before that NJQT suddenly can say that age does matter and that I'm too young to know things, excuse me, that's bullshit and then I won't shut up to please people anymore. Not with me.
     
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    Pieter, it is a very thin line between comedy and tradgedy. Ask Shakespeare.
    With age comes a sense of discretion.
    I'm 47....and i still blow it sometimes.....but when i do, i am sorry about it.
     
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    I'm not sorry about it, why would I. I think before I write things, really.
    People here have the idea that I'm always the gentle, kind man. But I also dare to say my opinion, or I dare to make a joke. And I can cope with it, but no one should tell me how I should behave.
    And fuck discretion, sorry, I notice that by saying things how they are, you get more respect in the end.
    And of course it's a thin line between it, logical, so I chose the side of comedy. It's not that bad. I'm not a bad guy either. But I hate it when people immidiatly have their opinion ready about someone. There are a few on here that know me, just a few and one very good. So others can't say those things too me.
    For example, I made a thread almost a year ago about the stereotype gay man and wearing pink, it was a serious question and I got good responses. But one person, catman, dare to say that my kids will be mentally retarded. So, isn't that tragedy either, saying those stuff about mentally retarded people. My sis is mentally retarded, so are two cousins, how should I deal with that bullocks. Tell me.
     
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    bollocks :biggrin1:
     
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    Pieter, whenever i am un-sure of what decision to make on a moral or ethical matter....i always remember the Boy Scout law. It has helped me make the "RIGHT" choice many times throughout my life. Regards, PYM

    A Scout is Trustworthy. A Scout tells the truth. He is honest, and he keeps his promises. People can depend on him. A Scout is Loyal. A Scout is true to his family, friends, Scout leaders, school, and nation. A Scout is Helpful. A Scout cares about other people. He willingly volunteers to help others without expecting payment or reward. A Scout is Friendly. A Scout is a friend to all. He is a brother to other Scouts. He offers his friendship to people of all races and nations, and respects them even if their beliefs and customs are different from his own. A Scout is Courteous. A Scout is polite to everyone regardless of age or position. He knows that using good manners makes it easier for people to get along. A Scout is Kind. A Scout knows there is strength in being gentle. He treats others as he wants to be treated. Without good reason, he does not harm or kill any living thing. A Scout is Obedient. A Scout follows the rules of his family, school, and troop. He obeys the laws of his community and country. If he thinks these rules and laws are unfair, he tries to have them changed in an orderly manner rather than disobeying them. A Scout is Cheerful. A Scout looks for the bright side of life. He cheerfully does tasks that come his way. He tries to make others happy. A Scout is Thrifty. A Scout works to pay his own way and to help others. He saves for the future. He protects and conserves natural resources. He carefully uses time and property. A Scout is Brave. A Scout can face danger although he is afraid. He has the courage to stand for what he thinks is right even if others laugh at him or threaten him. A Scout is Clean. A Scout keeps his body and mind fit and clean. He chooses the company of those who live by high standards. He helps keep his home and community clean. A Scout is Reverent. A Scout is reverent toward God. He is faithful in his religious duties. He respects the beliefs of others.
     
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    I hated the scouts... I really hated that. But all u said, I am, only cheerful and reverent I'm not.
     
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    figgity fucckaroos, why is this thread about pieter all of a sudden? i read the dead woman fisting thread....the guy didnt like go out and kill kittens or something. he's a good guy.
     
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