WARNING: Do Not Use Jackhammer as Dildo

[798686]

He's a good guy.

Well said

I think the problem is people may be a bit too quick to judge sometimes - and don't give any slack at all. No-one posts perfectly all the time, and I guess we should try and see where they're coming from - and also bear their other posts in mind - before criticising.

Pym - most of those qualities are really good. I'd probably change reverent to respectful, and add honest and courageous to the mix. Cheerful depends, lol.
I was barred from the scouts when I was a kid cos I wasn't Church of England - so I joined St. John's Ambulance instead hehe.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

How the fuck did a mentally ill woman get her hands on a jackhammer anyway, if that's not too stupid a question?

 

[_avg_]

How the fuck did a mentally ill woman get her hands on a jackhammer anyway, if that's not too stupid a question?

She didn't. None of it happened.

 

[798686]

She didn't. None of it happened.

Hmmm...seems to be a pattern emerging with these stories lol.

 

[D_Kissimmee Coldsore]

She didn't. None of it happened.

http://blog.pharmalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/o_rly.jpg

 

[DiscoBoy]

You know you're livin' large when you replace a vibrator with a jackhammer.

No pun intended.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

She didn't. None of it happened.

You know, you're getting a stupider sense of humor pieterjoke.
:bryce:

 

[798686]

She didn't. None of it happened.

You know, you're getting a stupider sense of humor pieterjoke.
:bryce:

That wasn't Pieter's post though...

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

You know, you're getting a stupider sense of humor pieterjoke.

Thank you very much :biggrin1:, my humor is top :smile:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

That wasn't Pieter's post though...

Read the posts again... IT WAS _AVG_ WHO RESPONDED TO MY FIRST POST HERE.



And Pieterjoke, don't flatter yourself(save it for when you're alone in your bedroom with the microscope and tweezers!) Your humor is what floats in the toilet bowl before it gets flushed.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

And Pieterjoke, don't flatter yourself
But I do, didn't saw my post?
(save it for when you're alone in your bedroom with the microscope and tweezers!)
Is the person saying with no picture in his gallery. And do u call that humor Shocking and so not original.
Your humor is what floats in the toilet bowl before it gets flushed.
Well at least I have (shitty) humor in stead of no humor asshole. Pure crap.

 

[798686]

Read the posts again... IT WAS _AVG_ WHO RESPONDED TO MY FIRST POST HERE.

Yep, saw that lol. Thought you must be thinking of avg since you quoted him in your post - just wasn't sure why you'd suddenly launched into Pete...

 

[jakeatolla]

Anyone ever see Top Secret ???? Look it up

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Personally, I didn't read the article. I knew if it was real, it'd be a tragedy. However, the title of this thread made me roll with laughter. People can be so foolish.

 

[Deno]

It really don't sound so far fetched. I've seen several power tools used with dildos for sex. There was a hot video of a big dicks young man who strapped a dildo to his washing machine and fucked himself on the spin cycle, it was pretty hot.