Warzone muff says she can only make love with enormous dongs - not for the weak

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    Nothing unique or sexy about either of those holes. Blehhh.

    Just as gross are her hands. She has man-hands :p

    Edit: Actually, I guess it is unique, just not in a good way.
     
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    I think I'm gonna puke ..............not sexy at all :eek:
     
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    Well, tastes obviously differ.

    I could eat her out for days on end. I like raw meat.

    Tiny lifeless lipless little pornotwats are so dull. Nothing for me.

    To each his own. :biggrin1:
     
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    Oh My Goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Would Be Scared To Look Into A Mirror And See That Hanging From My Body!!!! Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:mfg:
     
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    that is the most disgusting pussy i have ever seen - looks well worn out and battered.
     
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    Just the way we like it.
     
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    Well, give it a few years, and you'll get accustomed to it. Don't worry.

    I'm there to eat you out when no other man dares to venture into you any longer. :tongue:
     
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    Hahaha, reminds me of the punchline to an old joke:

    "...I know that we all came out of one of those, but that is the first one I have ever seen that I could walk back into!"
     
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    she must need a goal keeper when she shoots out babies o_O
     
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    hahahahah it looks like someones body ate they're penis and is trying to shit it out the other side as it still is trying too.
     
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    The word Prolapse springs to mind.
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    :why::puke:

    That pretty much sums it up. And for for that matter, pretty much throws it up too.
     
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    gnarliest thing i've ever seen... to me, thats up there with '2 girls one cup' :(
     
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    She's obviously a roomy gal, but she is bearing down really hard to make herself bulge like that. After seeing many babies born....it looks pretty much exactly like a baby's head crowning. Oh i forgot to add, my husband said "can you turn your laptop a little further away from me please" when it popped up on my screen.
     
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    I claim LucasArts special effects.....I don't know about you but that made me think Return of the Jedi and Boba falling into the Sarlacc pit.

    You can't tell me it's not the same exact thing......

    [​IMG]
     
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    looks like a grumpy old man eating roast beef. :biggrin1::mad::eek::confused:
     
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    That looks more like a raw cut of filet mignon....cept i wouldnt be able to eat it.
     
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    they should call it 8 snatches, 1 girl. :biggrin1:
     
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    You're right, not for the weak (which for some odd reason always makes me more curious). Looks like someone has been fisting a bit too long.

    It looks authentic but I can't help but feel this is somehow very good case of photoshop. I just can't get over the hair wrapping around her asshole and on her legs.
     
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