Was Osama bin Laden as hung as he looked?

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  1. treemagnet88

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    The man was 6'5" and had more androgenic hair than a musk ox. I'm guessing he was sporting, at the very least, 8 inches. A man like that with anything less is inconceivable. Girth-wise, 5.6 inches, maybe a little more at the thickest point and brushing his thick mane of pubic hair aside.
     
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    God help me...and here I thought I heard it all with the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thread...
     
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    Wow. Just wow. I didn't expect you to take me literally. Do you have any clue what sarcasm is?

     
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    You're a grumpy little critter, aren't ya? Yeah, I lurk.

    I wanted to make this thread.
     
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    Surprised no one asked his "cut" status? :eek:
     
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    this is worse than the bad mental picture i got when someone joked to me that elephants use sheep as tampons.... i hope he gets what he deserves in the afterworld....
     
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    He was cut - hence his pissy world view. :biggrin1:
     
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    With all of the viable dicks out there, why are we even trying to speculate on the size of a dead terrorist? :confused:
     
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    Osama bin Laden wasn't "hung", he was shot through the head. (the head where the brain normally is)
     
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    Nothing stranger than folk.
     
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    oh they will be along, others will will want to inquire as to width, circumference and other possible measurement and don't forget the pe faithful who will for sure think he did that during his downtime in his favorite cave:stooges:
     
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    :arms::laugh2::notworthy:
     
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    No, not really. Given the sobering events of the last 24 hours and the past ten years, prurient interest in a homicidal maniac's endowment just isn't something I'm all that curious about, nor does it seem like a very appropriate subject for discussion at the moment. But then, I acknowledge you and I may have different standards of decency.

    Obviously, captain. How's it working out for you so far?

    Do you always do what you want to do regardless of whether it's sensible?

    What if it's wildly inappropriate and offensive?

    Maybe you should consider doing more of that.
     
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    some people just have too much time on their hands, and I can't believe I even read this one! I must be one of those people! oops!
     
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    Yup; you're a grumpy little guy.
    Learn to have a little fun. I also don't see what your curiosity has to do with your "standards of decency"; I don't honestly care what you're curious about, maxcok. You seem to think your opinion is of paramount interest to everyone else.

    And I would lurk, but I prefer posting to reading your condescending, humorless, and, sadly, meticulously thought-out posts.

    Speaking of offensive topics, this is a PENIS FORUM. You seem to have lost your way looking for the baking forums.
     
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    True. True. Nothing queer as folk.
     
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    truly "tutti i gusti son gusti" - there is no accounting for taste :eek:
     
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    why would we even care...
     
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    Who the F cares?
    I only hope the gave him the Mussolini Treatment B4 they fed him to the Fishes.
    (Probably a LOT of fish throwing up now)
     
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